For the humor impaired:
The previous was brought to you by sarcasts anonymous. kellibelli and I have just suffered a very traumatic relapse. I thank you for your patience.
kells-bells, take a bow!
(bowing) “Thank you everyone…Chiefscott and I will be appearing at the ‘Loony Lounge’ in Timbuktoo, from Sept 6-the 9th, and be sure to catch our new HBO special–'Giggle ‘till Ya Gag’ coming this fall.”
Ruthie, chill, girl! We LIKE Heather! Read the posts objectively - being part of the SDMB means having to take a little s*&t from people once in a while but most of the time it’s all meant in fun and friendship. Let me repeat, we LIKE Heather!
Kel and CS, can I come? I’ll bring the cheeto’s and nail polish? (Sorry, after being a secretary for 9 years, I can’t bring myself to type that bad!)
hugs AND a kiss!
please come BG!!! You are more than welcome…(what color polish?- I like blue for my toes…makes 'em look cold!)
really though…we tease, but no harm is maent…and the first mantion of ‘slut’ in this thread was made by SATAN…Hmmmmm
Yeah, folks. Heather’s awlrite!! Sometimes we just go off on a tangent, then you think of something else, and then another thing, and another…
The trick is keeping it up and I, at times, have problems with that.
Newbie note: Intentional opening, there! Fat pitch right down the center of the plate!!
Oh, received an e-mail asking for an definition. For those curious few it means: Laughed So Hard At Your Last Post, I Fell Down And Wet My Knockers… lol!!!
Shit, breaking this habit is tuff!!!
:::giggle:::
:::dam!!!:::
Ehem… I meant
DAMN!{
I’m all better now.
Wet your knockers? Don’t you mean knickers? If you meant knockers . . .
. . . I’d like to get to know you better. 
Just saw this thread.
I think I am going to leave now before I fuckin vomit.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
Heather & Ruthie,
Hope you’re not too upset at everyones picking…but when a lot of really sexually explicit subjects are brought up, then your website (which is listed in your profile) shows you in various states of undress, tongues are gonna start waggin’! Just the way it is around here. I say to each his own- whatever turns you on. No one called you a slut (that I know of) and if someone was talking about naked pictures, they were probobly talking about your website (I know you aren’t nude on there, but people take leaps around here, too). ChiefScott was just wondering aloud what the story is. Now I guess we know. My 2 cents- I just think if you’re going to be that public with your sexual conversations and images, you’ve both gotta have thicker skin then that! No one is coveting your man or insanely jealous.
An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.
(giggling)…made diane ‘fuckin vomit’…
(wiping eyes) today is a good day…sigh
Kellibelli - Don’t be so fuckin full of yourself. Who said my post was directed at you (it wasn’t)? But hey, you want credit for it? Be my guest, I won’t argue.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
sigh
I never saidI made you vomit…
your post was funny…dont you ever just laugh?
It must be very tiring to be angry all the time…
Di…I am just about to leave for a 4 day weekend…I cant even generate enough bad vibes to be irritated…
have a good weekend - you deserve one!
kisses,
Kelli
“Screw you guys…I’m goin’ home!”
Aw jeez…are you two cute or what?
I have to go with you on the insane HTML, tho, Satan.
And kell…well, some days certainly have more amusment than others, let’s put it that way.
I am #1. Everyone else is #2 or lower.
Excuse’ moi’ I guess I assumed that. . .
. . . was you taking credit for my vomit. I don’t puke for just anyone so I thought I better clarify.
JFTR - I am without a doubt one of the happiest people I know. I get accused of being on drugs, I’m so freakin happy. See? This is me -----> 
Hell, for almost 8 years I was the “Sunshine Girl” in a porcelain doll makers club (longer than anyone). I have even won employee peer awards (prize = movie passes) for cheering this dreadful place up with my happy disposition (my office, not the SDMB). In fact, I hold the record for most awards in this area - no shit. I even have my own HUGE joke-routing network on the internet (TheBigJokeList@ONElist.com for those who are interested). Hell, I even get the giggles at funerals. People love me and love to be around me because I am so fuckin happy. Depressed people flock to my door for cheering up. Trust me. Want references? I am H-A-P-P-Y, HAPPY
You just take my lack of patience for self-proclaimed martyrs, my bitchy (but happy) attitude, and my hard-to-contain urge to poke those who spaz-out easily, and misinterpret it as being unhappy.
Wrong
I am just a happy, antagonistic, sunshine bitch.
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KITTEN
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
i jusT hAd TO juMp in heaR with miNE owen verJuion of harriblLe typping lol adn wkink 
spzz!!! you’re all JUSt meenheadS!
You just don’t know how hard it was to type that! My poor brain just HURTS! And can I come to the party? I could bring LSD and kool-aid…
The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon.
ok Im done you all have fun now
Depends.
What flavor of Kool-aid?
Cherry? Or I could bring the family fun pak and we could choose one at random!
In high school, i got accused of that because my eyes were almost always red (dry and irritated most mornings)
“I’ll be your dream, you can be my fantasy” - Jocelyn Enriquez
Kellibelli: ROTFLMAO!!!
You don’t have an idea of how much I’d love to join your party! Just to think of you, and ChiefScott, and me having fun, makes me VERY happy. Especially because, well… you’ll see, I’m a male!
So, if you still want me to join you, just drop me a note!
:::blushing:::
Hey, HEY, HEY, skeptic.
Kells-bells and I are a team… you can watch though. You young 'uns always can use a good example to follow.