You couldn’t make this up.
Ah. The guy’s not a reader of Terry Pratchett, one would guess.
Damn! Beat me to it.
Wow. Just Wow. That’s incredible. I’m glad the hedgehog is OK.
Shouldn’t witch doctors carry malpractice insurance?
Not any more, I gave up after what felt like the 583rd Discworld book.
(Yes, I had forgotten the hedgehog reference.)
Well, duh. Icky as the thought is, I wonder if he even achieved penetration? Like a mack truck trying to park in a thimble I would think.
Who would sue them? That’s just bad juju, man. You’ll wake up with bunions on your nutsack.
I bet it cured his problem with premature ejaculation, though.
Yes, but I don’t think he thought ejaculation itself was a problem! And I’m pretty sure it’s cured that, too, at least for a while.
Well when a hedgehog curls up, it’s not a complete ‘ball’. They could have conceivably ‘love motioned’ the area not completely sealed by the curl. God, that’s a lovely mental image.
Well, that answers half my question - the quill question. But the other, implied question still stands - average male penis is what, 5 inches long? How wide? He couldn’t get the penis in, I would think.
Eeeew. I’m done thinking about this. I’m going to go look up some more on the Port Arthur murders, that’s more wholesome.
You should get out more.
I did say average.
Hal Bristle?
Damn. Yeah, I guess he won’t be having a problem with premature ejaculation now. In similar though unrelated news, the Titanic is no longer subject to breezes in the aft corridor, and no longer do folks working in the World Trade Towers have a problem with slow elevators.
Well, he can add his name to the list of those that have boinked the Hedgehog.
It reminds me of one of those “be careful what you wish for” folktales.
Man, if a witchdoctor ever told me to go screw a hedgehog, I’d go get a second opinion. I don’t think it would even matter whose opinion I asked.
Me: I’m having problems with premature ejaculation. Should I go screw a hedgehog?
Moderately sane person: God, no! What the hell are you thinking?
“Dinsdale…?”
You know, I think your “weirdness” may be exaggerated.
I beg to [post=7421833]differ[/post].
HAW!!! I wonder if that’s what the witchdoctor really meant!
“…now, where’s that Eskimo woman I’m supposed to kill?”