So I’m listening to Judge Judy chastising one of the walking phlegm balls that appears before her on a daily basis. The guy’s a deadbeat and owes the ex-girlfriend a bunch of money. He has a history of being an irresponsible jerk-off. She meant to say he feeds off of those around him, but instead says he’s “made a habit of sucking off the people he lives with.”
That is all. :o
Am I the only one who gets a “heh-heh” thought when hearing women talking about getting “facials” at beauty parlours? 
Not by a long shot.
I always (quietly, and to myself) chuckle when I hear person A say person B is picking up A’s habits by saying “I’m rubbing off on you”.
Did she ask him about a pearl necklace too?
Or when old people say “he’s so cock-sure of himself.”
Noooo, me too! I spit beer outa my mouth when a bunch of friends were sitting around talking, and a female friend mentioned she was looking forward to the facial she was getting the next day. Eventually everyone else laughed, but I busted a gut.
But, but…I AM!
One of my coworkers was on the phone with a customer who wanted some bearings he purchased repacked with grease. My coworker hung up and said out loud “repack my ass!”
He still has not lived it down.
Did she notice? Did the up-shot of that effect the verdict?
No, sorry to say there was no one busting up in the audience because she was on a scary rant. If I’d have been in the gallery, I’d have made snot bubbles for sure.