Heh. That's My Boy

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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We had to nip out for a few errands this morning. One of said errands was topping at the store for some milk. That was the last stop since we needed milk and not a gallon of bad cheese.

Anyway, as we pulled into the lot, Soupo and I had this exchange (It’s in colors, so there won’t be any “I said” or “he said” stuff. Just colors. I go first.):

Do we need anything but milk today, son of mine?

Are we Jake on peanut butter?

Yeah, we have plenty of peanut butter.

Then I guess we’re Jake on everything.

“Jake”, heh. He’s going to be the coolest kid in Kindergarten.
-Rue.

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Actually, we “stopped” at the store. There was “stopping at the store”, not “topping at the store”. Unless you have a headcold. Then it would be more “topping ad duh tore”.

I was so concerned with my colors, I missed that on “Preview”.

But I get another post to my credit, so it’s not a total loss.
-Rue. (post-count hog)

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Next up, teaching the kid to say, “Reet-skeet, now we’re cookin’ with gas.” Does he have a tiny little fedora and a wee watchchain to spin around?

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Oh, yeah? Well my son met Chris Rock yesterday and gave him a french fry. Put that in your jake and smoke it!

[sub]I have no idea what that means, by the way[/sub]

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JuanitaTech, that’s great. Not everybody is so proud of their kid working at McDonald’s.
:wink:

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I wonder - what happens one day when Soupo meets a lad named Jake - is it likely to confuse him? Will he come to you all perplexed? Will this push him over the edge?

For answers to this and other pressing questions…

:smiley:

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Geeze, Rue. You think you’re a post count hog? I quadruple posted in your last thread. How’s that for padding?

Teach him to say “I’d buy that for a dollar,” and you could maintain his coolness-factor all the way through elementary school.

There’s other stuff, but by the time he goes to get a job, “paradigm shift” and “synergy” might be out of style.

What?

Really?

So I’m not the least bit cool then, huh? Rats.

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Juanita, "if you were my pal, you’d know that “Jake” means things are favorably arrayed. (Or did you mean the thing about smoking Chris Rock’s french fry?)

And should I admit how ridiculously pleased I am that Eve responded to my thread? I mean, MY thread! I’m almost giddy! (There is no sarcasm in the above statement.)
-Rue. (Jake today, and hopefully Jake tomorrow.)