Wait a minute. Heinz is selling squeeze bottles that can be stored upside-down so the catsup comes out easier? They stole my idea! Those rat finks! I want my royalties!
It’s a slightly different design. The bottle is wider, and so is the cap, so it is much easier to store upsidedown. The original bottle’s narrow cap made it wobble precariously in the refigerator door, now it is much more stable.
Jeez, you’d think I worked for Heinz or something.
And is there anyone in all of Heinz’s market who actually has to read the label of a ketchup bottle in their own cupboard, no matter how it’s oriented, to figure out that it’s ketchup?