For future reference, are there any countries remaining whose citizens are ineligible for damnation, or was Canada the last of them?
Canada was unique in modern times in that the Mouthless Horror found its citizens so repellent that he refused to torture them, much less eat them. Interestingly, however, the entire population of Atlantis somehow escaped the pit even though that nation was vile enough for the Other Side to massacre them en masse in history’s second-greatest genocide.
Heh - the more you know.
Is Ronald Moore eligible for damnation under the Canadian quota? He’s not technically Canadian, but his greatest sin was committed in Vancouver. I refer, of course, to the Godsawful final episode of Battlestar Galactica.
:: whispering ::
It is … unwise … to speak of Battlestar Galactica here. The Mouthless Horror is still angry over the finale and has been known to summarily consume anyone who reminds him of it. The darkest parts of the pit have been readied for the Moore-beast should he come into our jurisdiction, but he is currently bound for Heaven. I think the Carpenter commissioned the Galactica finale just to make trouble for us down here, frankly.
Holy shit…you’re a liberal, and frequently say horrible things about the South, but apparently you aren’t all bad. Of course, if dueling is ever legalized, I’m still gonna call you out for pistols at dawn for the South bashing. But, on this, we agree.
Well, a good start would be by taking all those poor benighted souls who think Molson is a decent beer.
I think you mean Eric Forman. Eric Foreman is a doctor at Princeton-Plainfield Hospital in New Jersey, and to the best of my recollection, not related to the former Forman.
Well, that’s why I said not to suggest him. Obviously. 
Oh my, yes. I’d like to start with the hearty nomination of Governor-elect Scott Walker and Senator-elect Ron Johnson.
Uhh, Alaska’s a border state.
I don’t think I need to hold your hand any further on this matter …
I should have thought it obvious from the OP that Palin works for us. You don’t need the details.
What, you mean US Americans? 
What problem does hell have with Canadians anyway? We’re nice, dammit! Oh, wait, I think I answered my own question.
Hey, hey! Hands off Dalton! In spite of the hamhandedness of that eco-tax thing, at least his heart’s in the right place. Take Jim Flaherty instead. He’s led an entire federal electoral district Downwards. And his wife is in the provicial Parliament for the same district!
B.C.'s Premier Gordon Campbell resigned today. He can go to hell immediately.
The most likely reason he stepped down is to scapegoat himself for the introduction of an unpopular harmonized sales tax, which has whipped British Columbians up into a blind fury.
I find this hysterical, since it’s actually not such a bad idea - and for some reason the past ten years of Liberal (this word definitely does not mean what you think it means in this context, Americans) murderous malfeasance has mysteriously* not* resulted in revolt.
“Murderous malfeasance”? Are you blaming Campbell for the feet washing ashore as well?
In the first place, Hell is supposed to be capitalized.
In the second place, Hell is all evil & stuff. I don’t know why you would think niceness would do anything but offend the Boss.
In the third place, in the other thread you were complaining about Canadians NOT being eligible for eternal damnation. Why the change of heart?
Tell you what - if you back marijuana legalization, I’ll push for the dueling thing. (Hopefully, both will pass, and we’ll either be too stoned to care, or just become wretched shots).
**Oakminster **seems pretty principled. I suspect in a duel he might shoot into the ground to satisfy his honor.
Alternatively, he might shoot into the sternum. Tough to say.
Strongly suspect I was backing marijuana legalization before you were born.
Only slightly hyperbolic. Making up for corporate tax cuts by completely gutting social programs is the main thing. You’d think there’d be more pressure to correct the absurdity that the the province with the highest cost of living in the country has the lowest minimum wage in the country, but they weren’t content with simply not raising it since they came took the reigns in 2001. “Ooh, here’s an idea: Let’s relax the minimum wage for new workers. $6/hr sounds fair, eh?”* I can’t get my head around the this being blithely accepted while stepping into line with other provinces and harmonizing the sales taxes brought them down. “Oh, noes, this much more efficient tax scheme which in most cases leaves me paying the exact same total rate as before also has the consequence of adding a dollar or perhaps two dollars to my share of a restaurant meal. DEATH TO THE TYRANT!” Shee-it, this is barely noticeable - in my experience, the prospect of running the gauntlet of ever-increasing panhandlers and homeless people is much more dissuasive when considering dining out.
If I had any belief in a literal hell, I wouldn’t imagine our dear premier finding a way to avoid it.
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