I cannot levitate. Nor can I pretend to do so on TV.
For a lot less than a billion, I’ll bet my Mom can stop terrorisim.
[mom]
“You What? You blew up two buildings for Allah? Get your ass to bed right now and don’t think about getting out until there is world peace. You’re gonna what? The hell you are! (wrestles gun from islamic extremist)Give me that gun! (Smacks extremist with butt of rifle ) I’ll AK-47 you right upside your head! You may think you’re hot stuff but your ass is gonna be hotter when I get through with it”
“And YOU!(points finger at Israeli holding Uzi) You go stand in that corner with your nose against the wall and don’t you MOVE! and PUT that DIRTY GUN in thew GARAGE RIGHT NOW!”
“I HEARD that”(shouts to Islamic extremist who is muttering under his breath upstairs)“You better HOPE I don’t come marching up those stairs because I’m, gonna beat your ass SO hard you’re gonna have to sleep FACEDOWN for the REST of your LIFE!”
“Hey!!!(grabs israeli by then scruff of the neck and slams face into corner)Did I TELL you you could MOVE!!!???”
“No, I don’t CARE who started it or whose FAULT it is, we’re going to have some PEACE and QUIET here, and YOU’RE GOING TO LEARN TO GET ALONG, or you’re going to HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD!!!??”[/mom]
Hell, it worked on me and my sister. Do you have a mom that could stop terrorisim?
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