Hi, my name is Ryan_Liam, just wanted to let people know who I am, I have to say, very interesting debates and threads on these boards excited to meeting new people and making possibly new friends.
Heard alot about the site, from magazines and Bored.com. Just love debates on the boards, they have substance and researched fully, so I know that I won’t have a dissapointing time here!
Well, there you go. I hope you enjoy my company as I enjoy yours.
Allow me to be the first to welcome you. It’s good to see that you love women, um, ah, glad you like the, um debates…
I’m just not very good at this kind of thing.
It’s ok! Thank you for taking the time to welcome me though.
Appreciate it.
Hi, Ryan. Being below 1000 posts, I guess I’m pretty much still a “newbie” here, myself. But I sure do have fun! My personal philosophy is to try to keep it civil.
NO OFFENCE IMPLIED: Anyone here my age (17)
Hi!
I am a woman, so i know you love me, already.
Welcome to the SDMB! One thing you’ll find here is that people come from pretty much all age ranges (though I think the minimum age requirement is 15), and that it doesn’t particularly matter to most members what age others here are. Maturity and intelligence aren’t necessarily a function of age, and this sort of “anonymous” format allows us to interact with people who you otherwise might never meet.
You know that from now on I will be mentally picturing you as Dr. Nick Riviera . . .
FTR, “newbie” only applies until you’ve got your second post under your belt, so Norinew, you’re older than you thought. 
Hey where are those really experienced posters? Such as oh, whats her name, Guin or sommat?
Sheesh, you got Eve, vanilla and DDG all to respond, who are all women and have over 4000 posts each. And your concerned that Guinistasia hasn’t responded yet? You should bask in the beautiful femininity which is already here. Just how much experience are you looking for?
British, check. Male, check.
Unfortunately under 18. Darn. Too young for me.
Ah well. Welcome anyway. Good to have ya here.
If you can wait 8-9 months I’m yours!
And your right Shibb. I do have beautiful women here!
17, huh? That’s my daughter’s age. Not that it means anything. Don’t expect me to get all maternal and all that nonsense. Now sit up straight, pay attention, speak only when spoken to, and don’t chew with your mouth open.
Welcome.
Guinastasia, did you leave the door open AGAIN? You keep tracking in foreign minors!
[sub]Wasn’t tiggeril supposed to bring back a rugby team for us to fondle?[/sub]
The more women, the better!
So Ryan,
Red or Sky blue?
Huh?
United or City?
Has to be City, they gave United the kicking they rightly deserved.