Hey all,
I’ve been lurking on the boards for some time and actually made a few posts several months ago. The advice was not what I “wanted” to hear, thus I probably got a bit hostile and reacted unfairly. I’m still in that relationship for anyone that remembers my post or is curious.
Just saying hello and that I enjoy all the interesting threads. This is probably the only place that can sufficiently answer any internal “I wonder if that’s on the internet…” question one could possibly have.
Welcome back, elninostOrm. You know, as much as we value prodigal dopers, you must realize that we have certain…rituals…that the lost lambs are expected to go through before they can be properly fellowshipped. I am sure you will look forward to the one involving grapefruit, dachshunds, extra virgin olive oil and weed-whackers.
The Repentance Committee will be in touch soon.
You forgot the goat.
I eagerly await my initiation ceremony…
Which sounds more and more horrifying after each read-through (though…remains strangely enticing…)
A goat? Please… Think of the livestock, man.
No, no… the goat enjoys it.
The dachshunds, however, run yelping into the forest at the very first whiff of olive oil.
Do I even want to be VAGUELY aware of the origin of this stuff?
I’ve got the wetsuit and the bucket of soapy frogs!
I thought the goat was nixed after the… unfortunate incident shudders.
I understand the goat has been on “compassionate leave of absence” since the unfortunate incident involving the athlete’s foot medicine and the old Conway Twitty 8-tracks.
Veterinarians hope for at least a partial recovery.
So how is the long distance relationship working?
It’s working fine, thank you for asking.