Pineapple on pizza is just wrong. On the other hand, I am making pizza for dinner and unfortunately, I will have to adorn one of them with pepperoni and pineapple.
For the other questions,
Mustard
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No beans for hot dogs, beans for chili cheese fries and tots.
Oh yeah, welcome to the boards.
I use Kosciusko Spicy Brown mustard. Cheap yellow mustard is ick.
I think Mariah retired. She was getting up there in years, after all.
Welcome to the SDMB. Glad you persevered and we got you sorted! And it’s nice you made an introduction thread. Not many do. (I didn’t and wish I had.)
Pineapple and ham on pizza… strike one. 
Do be careful with your squid and goat. 
What brought you to the SDMB, if you don’t mind my asking?
I presume, then, that VPN – in this context – stands for Vile Pineapple Newbie
Welcome!
I’ll ldo mustard on hot dogs, but no ketchup or mustard/ketchup combo.
Surprised about the Gulden’s spicy mustard shortage you mentioned. No shortage where I am.
I like you just for that reason. I hope you stay. I don’t have a specific favorite, but Thai Peanut Chicken is mighty tasty.
I wonder how they feel about circumcising a cat…
Well they do say there’s no accounting for taste, thanks anyway!
Thank you!
They do say being neutral is worst of all but I can take hot dogs either way and the same with chili though I do prefer beans, I rarely eat either though!
I usually have it with parma ham if that makes any difference and normally I would agree but pineapple on pizza is mmmmmm, now I’m going to have to order some.
Thanks! I think…
Thanks!
Thanks! And I was browsing and just thought it looked interesting, somewhere where actual discussions are taking place.
Possibly, and thanks!
I was beginning to think I was the only one! I’ve never tried that but it does sound delicious.
Thank you for this. I thought I might be the only one.
You should really try the hostile variety sometime.
Oh, and welcome, @Celtic_Kitsune!
Welcome, @Celtic_Kitsune, no matter what you eat.
See, the thing is: pineapple and dead pig (I go for bacon, myself) on pizza is…
… a pizza!
And as such is one of God’s finest gifts to humanity. Even a pizza I don’t like (like my wife’s Tons o’ Veggies and Anchovies) is still pizza! Ipso facto QED alacazam: Wonderful!
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And the same mental tricks work for a hot dog. Slather it up with mustards and ketchups and relishes and onions and it’s still delicious.
One of my favorite pizzas is ham and tomatoes. A local pizza place 30 years ago in the Bay Area had the Iditarod* – Canadian bacon and sliced tomatoes – and I was very fond of it. Nobody had Canadian bacon anymore or tomato slices for that matter so ham and diced tomato is a reasonable substitute.
*Changed later to Yukon presumably because no one knew what Iditarod meant.
There are so many ways that the Dope is preferable to a real social life, beginning with the dress code (lack of), but by no means ending there
I can sorta forgive the ketchup on a hot dog because of the pineapple, although I prefer it with pepperoni (salty, fatty, and sweet all in one bite).
Kidney beans?! Heathen! Give me black beans or give me death!
Dijon mustard definitely isn’t the right choice for a hot dog, because that would be Cleveland’s own Bertmann’s Ballpark Mustard.
Dijon is good on a burger, though.
Welcome, welcome!
Please, come in. Would you like some ice cream? It’s fresh! Would you prefer wasabi mint or lavender flavour?
(On hot dogs, it’s peanut butter. Kraft smooth peanut butter, to be precise.)
Please, follow me to the lounge. You must be tired after the long journey to get here. Not many make it intact these days; there have been …interruptions in service.
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Could you get the lights, Sid? Thanks.
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Take any seat. Our server will be here momentarily. In the meantime, you can put your coat and belongings in the alcove, and there is a washroom behind the blue door.
Pineapple and ham for sure. And add jalapenos.
Chili has beans. It makes it a full meal. If it doesn’t have beans, it’s some sort of mix you would put on a bun.
Mustard on hot dogs. But I prefer the Chicago style ‘drag it through a garden’ type dog.
Hello to the OP!
Pizza: sausage and mushrooms.
Hot dogs: spicy brown mustard and sauerkraut.
Chili: either bean or no-bean, I can go either way.
I endorse this alternative.