Hello. I am a racist.

[DiosaBellissima]

@RandMcnally

That must fill you with an uncontrollable rage as you sit there angrily whacking it to interracial porn while you cry and choke yourself.

In fairness, everybody’s watching that new Montana Fishburn tape.

[Guinastasia]

Oh god, he has kids? More ignorance spread.

[Ariovistus]

@Meatros

Ariovistus, I just have one question so far. It’s been asked a few times (more or less) and you haven’t specifically addressed it:

Why is it okay to judge people with the same skin color (ie, black people), but not okay to judge people who live in the same area (ie, southerners).

**It seems to me that one group, blacks, have very similar destructive behavior that prevails amongst the black community. That this behavior manifests itself pretty much no matter where they are, to me, means it is a trait for them as a people.

Southerners, for a very long time, were one distinctive group of people: Whites of European lineage, either Methodist, Baptist or Presbyterian (with some Catholics thrown in for flavor) who were largely agrarian. The north, with their large cities and close ties to their European counterparts, viewed themselves as more cosmopolitan and sophisticated than the south, and looked down upon their rural bretheren as backwards hayseeds.

That being said, I can laugh at some of the jokes that are told about Southerners, because they’re so TRUE! But not always. I DO go barefoot a lot of the time, yes, I DO listen to bluegrass music, yes, I DO drive a pickup truck… but I also have a History Degree, speak German around the house, have seen more of the world than most Americans have, and I make Mission/Arts & Crafts furniture… I don’t fit some stereotypes, but others dead nail me.

Is it okay to bash or deride Southerners? Depends. I think a lot of what is said about us is true… can’t get pissed off at the truth, can you? **

You say that it’s not the ‘skin’ color, it’s based on your experience. Fine - if that’s the case, then if someone had negative experiences with southerners (all the ones they met fit the stereotypes you complained about) then by your reasoning that’s fine as well.

Correct? Do you agree with this?

**If you feel comfortable thinking that all of us are shoeless, toothless hayseeds who marry our cousins, I have no real right to tell you different.

If I did tell you different, would it really have any impact? I can use myself as an anomaly (for Southerners anyways), but I totally embrace living here and the people as well. I understand the corollary (sp?) you are trying to make, but I think the difference between blacks and southerners is that with blacks, it is the same behavior no matter where they are.**

If not, why not?

Hope this helps some.

[RandMcnally]

@DiosaBellissima

@RandMcnally

That must fill you with an uncontrollable rage as you sit there angrily whacking it to interracial porn while you cry and choke yourself.

In fairness, everybody’s watching that new Montana Fishburn tape.

It isn’t interracial, as the good Lord intended.

Or so I’m told…

[DiosaBellissima]

@RandMcnally

@DiosaBellissima

In fairness, everybody’s watching that new Montana Fishburn tape.

It isn’t interracial, as the good Lord intended.

Or so I’m told…

I thought there were two- the first one with that super hot black guy, then one with a white dude? I’d swear the screen caps I saw of the second one had a distinctively white (ie: smaller, though also lighter colored) cock.

[RedFury]

I’m an out and out Black Fontist, going back at least 21 generations or whenever the hell they came up with the printing press. As such, I believe that anyone that uses anything other than black font as their main mode of communication is either a post-modernist imbecile, or, as appears to be the case here a backwaters-attention-whoring twat.

That said, I have no problem mixing with any other font colors as long as the end result is as close to black as possible. Anything else is asking for a font-fight – and they can get ugly.

You’ve been warned.

ETA: Find out what happened to The Grapist.

[MeanOldLady]

@DiosaBellissima

I thought there were two- the first one with that super hot black guy, then one with a white dude? I’d swear the screen caps I saw of the second one had a distinctively white (ie: smaller, though also lighter colored) cock.

Oh, no she did not…

[DiosaBellissima]

@MeanOldLady

@DiosaBellissima

I thought there were two- the first one with that super hot black guy, then one with a white dude? I’d swear the screen caps I saw of the second one had a distinctively white (ie: smaller, though also lighter colored) cock.

Oh, no she did not…

I assume the OP hasn’t fucked both black and white guys. I have. Therefore, I feel like he’ll have to bow to my vast experience here.

[MeanOldLady]

You’re not the only equal opportunity whore here!

[Dag_Otto]

@Ariovistus

My truck was keyed.

It wasn’t a key. It was a chicken bone.

[DiosaBellissima]

@MeanOldLady

You’re not the only equal opportunity whore here!

Well, you’re certainly welcome to also discuss the superiority of black cock to your heart’s content. I’m not here to stop you.

[bucketybuck]

@Gangster_Octopus

I’m not sure why folks here are bothering with this person.

I think DiosaBellissima gets to blow him if she gets to fifty posts in this thread. Shes almost there, but I doubt it will do much for him.

Dont know about the others.

[DiosaBellissima]

@bucketybuck

@Gangster_Octopus

I’m not sure why folks here are bothering with this person.

I think DiosaBellissima gets to blow him if she gets to fifty posts in this thread. Shes almost there, but I doubt it will do much for him.

Dont know about the others.

I was told I would also get a gold star. I mostly just want the star.

[XT]

@bucketybuck

I think DiosaBellissima gets to blow him if she gets to fifty posts in this thread.

I thought it was ‘blow his brains out’, but, well, you see the problem with that, right?

-XT

[Fear_Itself]

@Dag_Otto

@Ariovistus

My truck was keyed.

It wasn’t a key. It was a chicken bone.

Justiiiiice!!!

[Maeglin]

I try to imagine the reaction of local Germans or Norwegians if Ariovistus tried to move back to the land of his flowing-haired warrior ancestors. Bemusement and horror.

[Ariovistus]

@Chefguy

Much as I hate to provide any sort of support for this asshole, the Army does send soldiers to parts of Africa all the time on training missions. We had them in Bamako, camped out on the lawn at the Marine House. Bunch of pussies, if you ask me, as they spent much of their time hooked up to icewater IVs. I talked with some other Special Forces types who were definitely NOT pussies, who had done training ops in the Congo, working with local army troops. The jungle is not a place for weaklings.

You’re right. The jungle is no place for weakliings. I spent two years in Panama. Ft. Espinar and Ft. Sherman. We ran jungle ops and waterborne ops into the bush constantly. I almost had my head taken off my some jerk with a machete. That good enough? Do I pass your ‘test’?

But the type of op he claims to have been on would have been as some sort of escort duty in an urban setting.

You’re right, it was an urban setting. We had to follow our Principal anywhere he went. We were glorified bullet catchers with cool earwigs and MP5’s… but to deride what I did - being told to go somewhere and do my JOB - is being obtuse. I didn’t ASK for the duty, it was given to me. I went where I was told to go and did my JOB and brought our Boss home safe. That’s what the gig was. If I wanted to slap bugs, dodge snakes and hunt bad guys in the jungle, I could have requested to stay in Panama… but I had had enough of that.
I seriously doubt that it was all that secret

Oh? And what makes you privy to the details of our Boss’s mission in Namibia? WE didn’t even know the details of his mission… not our purview. If his own PS detail didn’t know what he was doing there, and had no right to know, what makes you so special?

and that he’s just plumping his resume so we’ll think he’s one of the cool guys.

I wasn’t SF. But I WAS a paratroop (graduated Airborne School in 1987- A Co. 1/507th PIR). And a combat vet. Which is enough for the guys who decide who goes on the PS missions… I really liked the SF guys in Panama, tho… C 3/7 took care of us and we took care of them. And 1/10 in Germany (Panzer Kaserne) let us cross-train with them on their ranges… MP5’s and long guns. I went to sniper school shortly thereafter, after being introduced to the long gun by a good friend of mine… fell in love with it.

He’s already been proven to be a liar

Oh? What lie have I told? That my folks pretty much didn’t talk about race? They didn’t. My old man shooting me a dirty look when I was young doesn’t constitute a “talk”. My grandparents didn’t raise me. I didn’t understand what was going on till many years later… now, if that constitutes a lie, then so be it.

by others in this thread, so we have no real reason to believe he was on any mission in Africa, or even in the armed forces.

**Really? Okay. Then I guess I was in a coma from 1987 through 2000. And getting hit with buckshot in the right hip is, of course, a complete delusion that I made up while in my coma… and being IFOR and SFOR in the Balkans was a dream brought on by all the good drugs they pumped into me via IV while in my coma, and that whole Gulf War thing must have been on the TV while I was in my coma, too… and fighting with the VA for my disability for 9 years is just made up… and the cancer that is in remission has nothing to do with the DU rounds used in the Gulf… yeah, I’m a complete and total fraud.

I’ll tell my VA Counsellor that you said so… and give all the disability money back, turn in my fake uniform, bend my fake dogtags, throw away my fake Airborne wings, burn my fake 201 file, melt down my fake awards, all the fake coins I have too, send back all the fake citations I have, rip up my fake promotion orders…

OH! I have to send the Schutzenschnur Award (Silver- missed Gold by one shot, but the Silver looks better on my fake uniform, so meh) back to the Bundeswehr and tell them I’m a fraud, too… the Germans will be crushed, I’m sure.**

If indeed he was in the military, his actions since discharge make him a disgrace to the uniform.

Don’t much care what you think of me. I’ve been called worse by much better than you. What? You thought everyone thought like YOU?

It’s the snide, sneering ones like you that made the days in uniform such a trial sometimes…

[XT]

OOoo…pulling out the ‘I was in the military’ card, ehe? Frankly, I’m just glad I didn’t have to serve with someone as idiotic as you are and probably were. It would have been a Captains Mast every week, no doubt about it…plus a lot of ‘fell down the stair well’ or ‘slipped on the deck’ for you, no doubt…

-XT

[Gyrate]

@DiosaBellissima

So, this thread has taught me that I need to hate the fuck out of white people, since they cause me so many problems. Excellent.

Don’t forget they also throw their food at random passersby, just like common zoo monkeys. That chickenbone thing was a total chimpout.

[heatmiserfl]

@LeeshaJoy

@DiosaBellissima

You don’t consider bigots to be the scummiest of the scummy? I suppose we disagree, but to me, bigots of all stripes are the worst of the worst. You can go ahead and defend him though, if you want.

I make a distinction between his kind of bigot and, say, Pol Pot. But maybe I’m being too anal.

Pol Pots don’t exist without Ariovistuses. What, you think these dictators work in a vacuum?

Anyway, poor dear Ariovistus wants an intelligent conversation about a topic in which he’s embarrassingly ignorant. Maybe he’d like to talk about subjects that are more familiar to him like good moonshine recipes or how many teeth are required for a girl to be considered pretty. (I keed!)