Hello. I am a racist.

I have no idea who that is… really.

The individuals who contacted me had different names. I’ve never heard of Val-whatsis before.

And furthermore, none of the folks who contacted me identified themselves as members of CO, which means none of us are here, other than me.

I can’t believe you actually refer to human beings as “it”. Pathetic.

Another example of stellar logic our brilliant racist friend.

That’s because you’re not the target audience of that particular joke. But nil desperandum, old bean. I’ll get back to mocking you in no time.

I can’t keep up this charade, you guys. It was me. I fucking hate black people. You guys know how I was acting like I hated white people? The truth of the matter is: that was just a cover for my deep hatred of those darker than “mocha” on a paint swatch.

One time, I was at a bar and this black guy was like, “Damn baby, you THICK!” and I was like, “Sir, how dare you refer to me and my ass as unintelligent.” Then I lynched him right on the spot. I left him hanging there as a warning to the other coloreds who might try to do their jungle dances over to my table.

I knew you fucking wogs were all racists.

Either your friends are imaginary, or they are ashamed to admit they agree with you.

Way to go, dud(e).

Anybody got an over / under on the … “Haw haw … you fools fell for my trolling …?”

I’m gonna go with post number 700 at 3 to 1. Who wants action?

I don’t even know what the fuck a wog is, but I do know that I’d rather talk about Asians. *Let’s talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly chang-chang-chong talk! We can’t understand you! Go back to yer country! White power! * (Oblig Youtube Link)

C’mon, Dopers. If there’s hate in your heart, LET IT OUT!

So… if you live in Whiteyville, where did this black child come from? Is there an encampment in the woods?

Proud Viking and Teuton Warriors are always worried what will happen if they admit their true opinions on anonymous internet message boards.

Probably because the Jews are cunning enough to work out who they are and send the Blacks round to destroy their cities.

You know how sometimes your neighbor’s dog will wander off and you’ll find that little fucker digging up your marigolds? Something like that.

I’m in. $20 on over.

Don’t know about hate, but something tells me my scorn and disgust with the OP might have bled through a bit, despite the fact that I’ve really been making an effort to restrain my darker tendencies lately…

I was going to do an “Ask the guy who hates white people” thread, but I thought my wife might beat the crap out of me if I did. She is like that sometimes.

-XT

Actually, chimpout is much smaller and fringier than stormfront, which has been around much longer. There’s some overlap, but chimpout appears to be for the ones who are so obsessive that they can’t hardly post about anything but “niggers.” I mean, the stormfront nazis talk about “positive” white-race stuff too–but chimpout is pretty much all bashing all the time. It makes you wonder how they keep themselves alive from day to day. Ariovistus’ quotes that have been linked from here are entirely unremarkable in that context. He did find a good home for himself.

White people had a good run, but it’s over!

What about those Damn short people. I hate them. I guess that it’s mainly their little hands and eyes. Plus, they frequently are seen walking around my neighborhood telling great big lies. Their noses are usually petite, in addition to their dentition. Worst of all, their feet are nasty, and are often encased in shoes designed to raise their height.

You know, I really *don’t *like short people. I said it. What are they gonna do, punch me in the ankles?

Come on, Ari, you can do it. You got about 120 posts to go. You know you want to unleash the admitted troll in ya. Hook a brother up … daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

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We know who the disgusting racists on this board are, thanks. We know who the pedophiles are, too.

No it’s not. Everyone knows Southerners aren’t human to start with.

She’s a wop, not a wog, you idiot.

It’s true. What do you think happened to Troy? How did you think Schliemann knew where to find it?