Hello. I am a racist.

Is there a pool on how many pages before we get to the part where we go to tribal council, and then Marley snuffs the OPs torch and says his tribe has spoken?

I call 12 pages.

I love me a good train wreck, but y’all are damn fools if you think you can argue with this bonehead. I’m all about a good debate, but certain things are not worth arguing- in particular the ideologies of bigots. No, we don’t need a dialog. No, we don’t need to explore what makes him tick. No, we shouldn’t give a flying fuck what he has to say. He’s the worst kind of person and he can stay in his shack in KY, probably secretly beating his meat to Montana Fishburn’s newest video.

There is no winning here, guys. You can poke the idiot, you can feed into his martyr complex, but why even bother? He is the worst kind of person. Don’t waste your breath.

I still think his wife got her swirl on, though.

Just to be clear, is this the same person as “she who shall not be named”? What with the OP being from Kentucky* I thought it important to ask.

*It’s cool. I met a whole bunch of people from Kentucky when I was in college and they were all like that. Not that there is anything wrong with being from Kentucky, but they’ve got their state and we’ve got the other 49 and really, that’s how it should be. I’m okay with them until they try crossing the Ohio River, then they just gotta get the fuck out.

But. . . how will we keep the gene pool clean and white if not through heavy inbreeding? :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

The worst kind of person? The worst? Seriously? :dubious:

You don’t consider bigots to be the scummiest of the scummy? I suppose we disagree, but to me, bigots of all stripes are the worst of the worst. You can go ahead and defend him though, if you want. :slight_smile:

I make a distinction between his kind of bigot and, say, Pol Pot. But maybe I’m being too anal.

Well, I guess if you’d like to split hairs, he’s no Hitler either. But I don’t think Hitler or Pol Pot really posted about their POVs on message boards too frequently. Though, if they did, they would certainly be in good company with our OP. Douches of a feather and all that.

Go ahead, though- if you think the OP is a great guy, you’re certainly entitled to that opinion. After all, if you’re not Pol Pot, you’re not all bad.

I think he’s not necessarily one of the absolute worst specimens of the human race and you define that as saying I “think the OP is a great guy.” :dubious:

Right, because if you’re not Pol Pot, you’re not really all that bad. I said that.

I realize this is the Pit, but may we tone down the hyperbolic rhetoric just a touch, please?

That would go a long way towards answering how Ariovistus is able to name all 2,048 of his known ancestors.

Yes, you did.

QFT.

+1

Because you so foolishly left it out of your quote threading, I just want to reiterate that if you haven’t committed genocide on at least 2.5 million people, you’re really not all that bad. You know, comparatively.

This.

**Ariovistus **just wants to get kicked around a little so he can scamper home to his racist buddies, show off his bruises, and complain about how closed-minded the liberals are.

“I tried to have an honest conversation about race and all they did was call me names!”

Like most racists he prides himself on his “honesty”. He’s just telling it like it is. No wimpy “political correctness” for him. He’s just a simple good ole boy calling 'em like he sees 'em.

The fact is, though, that the only way to be a racist these days is to be willfully stupid. It’s the exact opposite of being honest or straight. Being a racist means sitting around with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears because you’re too much of a coward to look life in the face. It lets you live in a fantasy world where you’re top dog. And not because you actually did anything worthwhile with yourself. You get to be on top just because your grand-pappy happened to be “Nordic”.

It’s a sad miserable way to waste your life. You’d be better off dressing up as a superhero and hanging out at Star Trek conventions. At least the fanboys know they’re playing make-believe.

Ariovistus, you’re here now because it helps you maintain the pretty little dollhouse you’ve built for yourself. In order for you to be happy inside the dollhouse, someone’s got to be on the outside looking in. You’re not here to have a frank discussion about race. You’re just here to reinforce your fantasy world.

Did this post help? Did I make you feel alienated and special? Did it feel good to have a west-coast liberal call you names? Was it TASTY? Did it get you hard?

:rolleyes: This is what I get for trying to introduce subtlety and restraint into a hot-button topic.

So the upshot is that Ariovistus is a damn Yankee.