"a true sincere fondness for goats, " so was anyone ever able to get this done ??roflmao
katpohl,
Welcome to the SDMB, we usually reserve a room, but as you came unannounced, the special room 133 is not available as it has not been cleaned since the last [del]victim[/del] guest. As it stands, the basement is available. The lights are broken, however. Right this way, katpohl.
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1well that chick was awful mean to him when he was working at her place, before he split and became the next one inline to wear that scarf,
2 neither
3over
4 puppies , because my dogs use kitties for squeaky chew toys, 
Oh well Thank you ,but don’t go to any trouble on my account, I’m just fine sitting here on this cinder block waiting till my ,uuummmm friends yeah thats right ,my friends are comming to take me to pizza hut,
Goats haven’t exactly been explained, it was only my explanation. As for the board explanation, I don’t think you really want to know…
aaww darn the luck, always keeps the good secerts from the new kid, :rolleyes:
I’m a ranch kid and I have known a goat or two in my day and when someone speaks of goats with that tone of typing I will just accept thier tone and say thanks for sparing me, 
Welcome, katpohl.
Trust me, the goat thing is not a “good” secret. It’s actually good that it remains a secret! You simply have to trust me on this.
Happy 4th!
Enjoy your stay
ok no more goat cracks, hints or anything goat like .
Thanks for the welcome and Happya 4th to you,
Thank you.
Welcome, katpohl! Bathroom’s down the hall to the right, half-bath’s up that way around the corner. Take the half-bath…Mariah’s in the bathtub and doesn’t like to share a room. Disregard the glowing eyes from the cellar steps…it’s just Basement Cat. If you see the goat, just give her a pat on the head and step around her. She’s relatively new and a little nervous about her role still. We retired the old goat two weeks ago. She was ready for a change.
Pie’s in the kitchen, Duran Duran’s “Rio” is in the CD player, there’s a postcard of the Marianas Trench from 1960 (takes 20 minutes to read) on the coffee table, and don’t bother looking for Cecil. He’s hiding from the folks battling it out in the “Why doesn’t Cecil Adams pose for photographs?” thread.
And don’t forget to say hi to Opal…
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Hello, katpohl. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Yes, welcome to the SDMB, where we call the squid Mariah.
And many of us tell cheesy puns at the drop of a hat. You did just drop your hat, didn’t you?
I’m stilll full from the pie ,ice cream , fish a few posts back, thanks for the heads up about Mariah’s tub time ,the cat and the goat and oh yeah, Hello Opal, , spiittt jayjay 
who’s Opal ?
I do have a question, the basement cat and the goat,are they community property as in ‘everybodies’ pets or can we have our own petes come in sometimes, see I have a 120lbs chee wa wa named fred the butt head and a ugly little mutt named turd hound and they go every where with me, fred thinks cats are squeaky chew toys and turd hound will melt your heart when you are eating something with his ‘hungry’ look but thats the only bad habits they have,
(okay fred is really a huge black dog that wirghs 120lbs. but we call him a chee wa-wa and just ‘half a lap dog’ so’s not to hurt his feelings, because he really is a huge spoiled peoplemutt that wishes all of him would fit in your lap,)
Thank you, this is the second ‘quiz’ type deal I have done when do I see the results ?
well it’s more like a cap, but head gear is head gear after it
hits the floor right?
Thank you,
yes Mariah is in the bathroom down the hall so you have to use the 1/2 bath up around there, I did not realize she was the squid ,is this the same squid that leaves ink stains that can last 6 years ?
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Your responses seem to be a little from out of left field. Did those answers come to you from out of the blue?
At any rate, you are indeed the promised one. You must defend me at all times when I am subjected to pitting and ridicule. Never argue with my opinions or political choices. Respond warmly to my efforts to be amusing.
In turn, I won’t nitpick your posts or correct your grammar. I’ll give you good advice and generally run your life for you. I’ll tell you endless stories of how things were when I was growing up and of why the South is so misunderstood.
Deal?
Wow. I love New Mexico, especially the Albuquerque area. I haven’t been there since the late 1970’s. I loved Old Town. I remember the walking trails in the Sandia Mountains. Great times!
Happy July 4th, everyone! I worked 2nd shift tonight (at Wally world). I’m told I got off easy. After midnight (or after the area fireworks end), the not-quite-sobers and other partiers congregate at our 24-hr supercenter. Last year, the local police were on red alert for most of the night.
Love, Phil
:dubious: ummmmm,aw doon thainc so,,naw uh huh,,thanks anyways,,, :eek:
well wait a sec, what am I the being promised ? “you are indeed the promised one” a car , a boat, million dollars and wagon full of spending money ? huh what ,what hurry tell me quick