Anybody else weirded out by that Saturn commercial with the clowns? [shudder]
This is very strange because first you noticed the breasts but then stopped visual inspection of them to analyze her facial region. I think this goes beyond possibly gay and sounds more like a script for the X-files.
Hi Canvas Shoes!..are you in TX yet?
I was actually referring to this comment, by NCB:
~J
And yes…
I was never afraid of clowns before, but those are the scariest looking clowns I’ve ever seen.
It’s one of those hybrids I heard about on some commercial for weird shit on SciFi! :eek:
whistles the X-Files theme
This thread gives me the thought that dance lessons would be a good thing for me after all. 
This is the Pit.
Damn hamsters. 
Nah. Too mild.
Felching hamsters.
Who dance.
:smack: Why’d I do that? Now I have the “Hamster Dance” music stuck in my head.
5) Dancing with a woman is allowed as long as it is for the express purpose of scoring. Dancing by yourself means you are gay. The only man to dance by himself and not be gay was Gene Kelly.
I took 2 Step, Swing, and ballroom dancing with a friend of mine a while ago. We had a blast! It allowed us to flirt without it actually getting too serious. You have an excuse to touch, “I’m sorry was that your breast? I thought it was your elbow!”. Purely unintentional, or course (No, I really mean that!). It was the best fun I’ve ever had while being vertical in the hope of ending up horizontal.
Straight guys don’t dance??? I guess you guys have never been to a predominately minority nightclub:)
Reminds me of Kevin Kline’s character in In and Out.
But, if dancing without a partner makes you gay, then that includes breakdancers, big time male ballet dancers, Native Americans performing their religious/cultural rites, female drill team members practising, tap dancers (like that ancient fellow in the Shirley Temple flicks), female hula dancers, male hula dancer/fire eaters (whatever they are called), and any number of other examples which will probably listed by other posters… It just ain’t so. If you don’t enjoy dancing, fine. Don’t dance. Or only dance under duress. It’s not like second hand dancing is going to gay you, though.
Duh!
Isn’t that a contradiction in terms?
Anyway, yes; black, Latino, some other non-white guys = different rules.
Ohhh!! :smack:
I’ll be in Texas the morning of the 6th, I sold my car yesterday (sniff, good ole Caddy).
Yes, YES!! (trust me, you’ll have your pick of girls out at the clubs on Fri/Sat nights).
First of all, OUCH, dammit! That was funny!! (throat is sore from a cold, hurts to laugh).
Second, thanks, that was what I meant to say, only you did it so much better!!!
Everyone, the main thing we are here to determine is if NoClueBoy is flaming or just in the closet. The dancing issue has been settled. As long as dancing is used as a means to accomplish your objective, tappin that ass, it is not gay.
I’m voting closet. But since his Dad is out, it’s a rebellion thing.
Or at the end of Field of Dreams.
No, sorry man,that’s gay.
A guy throwing a baseball to his dead fathers ghost made you cry?
No, man, Amy Madigan was really hot.
Your post so rattled me now I must go fart loudly, scratch my privates, and look at boobies.