Welcome, welcome! Would you like some ice cream? It’s wasabi mint. I just made it and it hasn’t escaped yet.
In real life, I’m Bruce Lee. We know what happened when they last met, don’t we?
Now there’s where you went wrong. Chuck Norris is a staunch Republican and Christian. There’s even a link to Christian Resources on Norris’ site.
I’m sorry. I love the Chuck Norris jokes too but after I learned what I learned, I am going with Vin Diesel.
So to Chuck Norris (you and him) I say :rolleyes: and :dubious: and 
Ha, not at all mate! I was trying to come up with some witty quip about having to house the goldfish in a titanium bowl, but gave up and went to bed. Thank you for the welcome.
Chefguy, I am in fact an engineer of sorts, recently graduated (2010) and hoping to move from asset integrity management into drilling engineering very shortly (fingers crossed). While I am by no means an expert, I have had a fair amount of exposure to the workings of the oil industry and understand the nature of the beast. If you are in fact Bruce Lee, our last meeting would have been the one with the bottle of Tequila/Saki mix and the oversized set of nun chucks, right? As for Blood Sport, I see no reason to bring JCVD into the equation just yet!!
I am guessing that a pit thread is akin to trolling for arguments? Never fear Regallag, I am having trouble translating my roundhouse kicks into a textual format at the moment and thus have been rendered useless; like Superman with Cryptonite rammed up his arse.
Wasabi mint ice cream sounds awful I have to say, but at least you could eat it directly after brushing your teeth. And as for vin Diesel, pah! At the very least, ‘The Rock’! He is supposedly quite the intellectual off the screen, and can cause a tsunami with the lift of an eyebrow.
Thank you all for the kind welcomes!
It was Jackie Chan, wasn’t it?
Okay somebody help me out here. I thought it was the squid for newbies first, then the wasasbi mint ice cream. Are we jumping to the wasabi mint ice cream before the squid? Did I miss the memo? (Again?)
Welcome, Chuck!
So long as there are no paddles involved, I’m game!
May I call you Charles?
Right! Kayaks at 20 metres!
With wasabi mint ice cream for the winner.
[sub] And double for the loser.[/sub]
What message board were you reading when you encountered that strange phenomenon?
OK, I’ve got the squid freshening up in the bathroom over at my place (don’t ask, you’d be sorry) and it should be here shortly. For now, I have the paddles: one for you, Chuck and one for Clothahump. Humpy will fight left-handed just so Mr. Norris can have the advantage.
I warn you now, I know Ping-Pong.
This made me chuckle out loud. 
Welcome, Chuck!
When I saw the OP (post and poster), my first thought was “Oh no, here’s somebody who thinks they’re ‘funny’. This will not go well.”
I must say that I was very much mistaken. Welcome, Chuck! Please stick around.
I just came to say hello.
Aye me too I have to say! Hello Taomist, Planton, and Covered in Bees. Nice name by the way; paints quite the picture!