I am not kidding. My name really is Elizabeth.
I may or may not be your fiancee…
Green Bean, I’m driving home right now, and if the computer is still warm, I will discover the truth! If not, I will come in this thread tomorrow and reveal that you’ve been trying to confuse this young man. 
Ta-ta!
Tips
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Begin energetically, and then slow to a long passionate kiss. Girls will think this is “dreamy.”
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While performing the above, gently, subtly inhale to draw the breath out of your partner, to leave her breathless.
In a year or two women catch on and prevent this from happening. Until then, your reputation has Don Juan is assured.
- Every night a woman sleeps alone is a black mark against man-kind. So do your part.
PS: get them to laugh and all else will be forgiven. Practice makes perfect - go for it!
(dictated by the Mad Kisser of B.K.)
What can I say. It works for both sets! It’s modular advice.
Hey, Sealemon–wanna go make out?
Oh, and don’t forget to relax your own lips. Particularly the bottom lip. Definitely increases the sensuosity factor for both parties.
Why does an overzealous puppy come to mind when I read this? lol