shut your fucking face, uncle fuckaaaaah…
Blue Canary on the oven by the light switch
Who watches over you
Build a little birdhouse in your soul …
Oh, great! Now it’s in MY head. Just great!
LOL
I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world…
There’s always “The Hokey Pokey”.
Ya put yer right foot in
Ya put yer right foot out
The fool that first taught that song
Needs a redhotpokerjammeduphiswhatnot
And shake it all about…
Although it’s not half as bad as Mandy.
OMG I hurt from laughing…
Anywho…
SWEET CAROLINE (DA DA DA) GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEM SO GOOD!!!
Here’s something you can do. Start singing Old Mcdonald but switch to Bingo. You’ll never be able to sing Old Mcdonal right again.
*Old Mcdonald had a farm
and Bingo was his name Oh. . .
Ah, yeah I tried it… except NOW it’s really messed up…
Old MacDonald hadda farm
and Biggirl was it’s Name-O…
With a quackquack here and a…
B-I-G-G-I…
Yousa gonna pay, Biggirl, Honey.
I live to serve.
On my signal,unleash hell!..
We can dance if we want to
we could leave your friends behind,
because if friends dont dance,and if they dont dance they’re no friends of mine…
Bwahahahaha!
I’m a little teapot short and stout
Here is my handle
And here is my other handle
(Looks down)
Aw, shit, I’m a sugarbowl!!
I dunno…them beef burritos look like they’re mighty filling…
What?
Rico…Suave.
I think we can all agree that anyting by They Might Be Giants is evil and should be elimintated for just this reason.
By the way,
Rollin, in my Five-Point-Oh,
With the rag top down so my hair can blow
At work, we torment each other by “planting” such songs in each other’s heads. . . these can help remove an “implanted” song, but only by directly replacing it:
“Flintstones, meet the Flintstones, they’re the modern Stone-Age fa–mill–lee. . .”
“Hello world, here’s a song that we’re singing, c’mon, get happy!”
“Relax, don’t do it, when you wanna sock it to it, relax, don’t do it, when you wanna come?”
“Vacation, all I ever wanted, vacation, had to get away. . .”
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course. . . "
And, worst of all:
“Would I lie to you? Would I lie to you, honey? Now, would I say something that wasn’t true?. . .”
I had to hear it at work tonight, so here you go…
Because you’re every woman in the world, to me…
or,
Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can…
or,
Take a letter, Maria (bababa ba ba)
Address it to my wife (ba ba ba ba)
That works best if you imagine it with the cheesy 70s trumpet with it, tho.
ALL DAY on Friday
"Now I know how far you’ll go to be the next freak show
American Psycho!
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
That’s all I know of it and it’s WAY too much!
You magnificent BASTARD! 
Now I’ve got that running over “Rockin’ Robin” on my mental soundtrack.
Thanks for nothin’.
Zappo
whenever I get a song stuck in my head, I then sing another song I don’t know all the words to…
dunno… it helps me… do what you will with my advice, I’m new here.
*ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, come on ilean…
at this moment! you mean eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverythinnnnng!*
Wow, these are all very good. A few devious other songs were blantly missed, and I simply CANNOT let them be overlooked!
Tequila! (ta-dum,da-da-da-ta-dum-dum…)
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine…
I’m too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far-rr!
ThunderBunny- I just noticed you joined us. I just wanted to share that a friend of mine, when a child, had a pet rabbit named thunderbunny. It came up because of that porn star name thing.
Imagine this in a piano piece/Muzak on repeat so you can hear it all day long, day in and day out…
"Why do birds
suddenly appear…
Every time
You are near?
Just like me
they long to be…
Close to You"
WAhhhhhhhhhhh laaaaallaaallaaallaaaahhh
Close to youuuuu…"
::chips tooth with barrel of hunting rifle::