Help, help, I'm being oppressed!

[ENugent]

Government Agency Apologizes for Evicting British Jedi

I particularly liked the Tesco guy’s riposte:

On that point, the company noted that Jones seemed a little unclear on his own mythology. “Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, and Luke Skywalker all appeared hoodless [in public] without ever going over to the Dark Side,” the spokesperson continued, “and we are only aware of the Emperor as one who never removed his hood.”

[dhkendall]

@ENugent

I particularly liked the Tesco guy’s riposte:

Not as good as the author’s commentary in the article:

Daniel Jones, who goes by the Jedi name “Morda Hehol” when he is outside his parents’ basement,

at least Islam is not based on a series of six movies, four of which sucked.

blubbered the representative of a religion allegedly modeled on the acts of heroic warriors known to have fought hundreds of enemies at once.

Who says lawyers don’t have a sense of humour?

[lieu]

Keerap that had me bust out giggling several times. Nicely written, or stated, or both.

ETA: Yeah, including “Morda Hehol.” Wanders off gigglin’ yet again

[DocCathode]

Now if only we Jews For Cthulhu could get some respect.

[Serenata67]

“…when he is outside his parent’s basement…”

That says it all!