Help Us Obi-Wan Fenris . . .

The BBQ Pit
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. . . You’re our only hope.

As ordered by Supreme Rebel Doper Alliance commander ResIpsaLoquitor in this thread, I’m sending you a small toaster oven containing a copy of Truly Tasteless Jokes. I hereby appeal to the Jedi of sarcasm to join us in our battle against the evil Splutter who thinks he can take over the world without even letting us know what pronoun to use when refering to her! Since this is the Pit, would you please come teach the little goat-felcher a lesson? :wink:

CJ
Pretentious Regal Female of the Doper Rebel Alliance

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::sigh::

I get stabbed with a lightsaber and suddenly nobody’s asking for Qui-SPOOFE Jinn’s help anymore.

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Qui SPOOFE Jinn, we’ll take all the help we can get. Yours was the second name I thought of when asked for sarcasm.

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Nah, SPOOFE, we’re all just trying to figure out the real reason why your body didn’t up and vanish like Yoda or Obi-Wan.

I attribute it to bad acting.

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I attribute it to toothpaste.

{D&R}

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::: sits silently, watches, and tries to look inconspicuous :::

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Well, since Fenris is the deity of all things comic book on these boards, I think his appropriate title would be either Quinlan Fenris or A’Sharad Fenris. Since he’s a wise one, I’d go with the first. :smiley:

For an explanation, click here. :cool: