I’m not some dirty ol’ man who’s going to use them to try to pick up ladies at a bar.
I’m a girl. I’m just…collecting them.
Actually, I want to use boob/butt lines on guys to see how they react to it.
I looked at websites that list thousands of pick-up lines, but I really need lines that are body-part specific. It’s beside the point that most guys don’t have knockers, capital or otherwise.
All I can think of is “capital knockers” and “Yours is a butt that won’t quit.”
How embarrassing that the only butt and boob lines I know are from the Simpsons.
Let me know your best lines! They can be crude, funny or actually flattering. I will use them when I go clubbin’ tonight and then I’ll report back to you all, ok?