The most effective line you can possibly use is, “Hi, my name is MadTheSwine. How are you tonight?” Then ask her some questions about herself…find out her name, what she does for a living, what she does for fun, etc. As a chick I find I respond much better to that kind of pick up line than I do the other ones, but YMMV.
pbbth , You know, I could lay a big line on you and we could do a lot of role-playing, but the simple truth is, is that I find you very interesting and I’d really like to make love to you.
Oh, if you want really bad pick up lines I can tell you that the worst I have heard have been, “Just so you know, I enjoy eating pussy” and, courtesy of some guy I walked by in Harlem a few weeks ago, if you grab a woman by the arm and scream, “Nice tits!” that will give you the added bonus of looking confused and indignant when she pulls free and runs away.
Look, just find the shortest woman in the bar, post her up, and you’ll score all night. No way a 5’0" lady in high heels is going to stop you when you drop-step and power move to the basket.
What? Not that type of score?
See, now I read that as: Napier doesn’t care if you enjoy sex. Napier only cares that you think you are going to.
which then becomes the best pick up line in the thread.
Oh, I just realized this thread was supposed to be a joke. In that case, there’s the all time classic:
“Suck me, beautiful.”
In case you actually want to pick up a girl easily for real, asking her if she wants to go get high is one of the most simple, direct and effective lines you can use. Not that I would ever advise you to actually get high. No sir, not me.