One fedora coming right up. Yarrrr, how’d this parrot crap get on my shoulder?! Where’s that damn shaved cat?!
Ahhh… That IS cool!
How has your peer group responded to the mickey mouse pants? Are they jaw droppingly amazed at your coolness, or do we still have work to do?
You could try growing a dirty goatee and long dark hair that you never wash.
Also hang around with four or five midgets, a really effeminate guy and an old guy wearing a grey dress.
And carry around a big sword. In case you get something stuck in your teeth… 
It worked for Aragorn anyways. YMMV
I think I may have started a new fad with those pants. Seriously.
I’d like to vote for this as one of the more notable thread titles I’ve seen.
I wonder if she was irradiated, or is naturally that brilliant color??
Sorry I cant see your pictures, so I’m just going to give you one take.
Wear some leather pants, skull cap, a little bit of black eyeliner, motorcycle or steel toe boots, a Nehru type linen shirt in white, jean or corduroy jacket, there you cool a cool outfit, but I don’t know how to be cool… ass kicky… I imagine steel toe boots hurt when you kick someone’s ass.
Oh yeah a motorcycle helps for the cool factor, but then i’d recommend, good full leathers, alpine star boots, a nice bright helmet, gloves and rubber side up!
Big red leather trenchcoat. That’s all I’m going to say.
Wow. Never thought this thread would come up again. 
Well, I’ve just finished cherry’s request, and I’m about to start Soup_du_jour’s. Here it is:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/298460/SkullMe.jpg
Very, Very Hastily,
Topaz
Please don’t kicky my ass 
Nah, I’d rather do other things. 