Ok, a new picture here
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/298460/UltraCool.jpg
But then you could use the hairballs as ammunition…
Interestingly enough, that is one of my goals in life.
Good god! I simply have got to learn to set goals better than I do!
Topaz, the new photo ain’t loading. (Maybe my computer for all I know…)
Close. But the sandals really add a contrast (therefore a coolness) to the ensemble.
You’re well on your way topaz 
Pssst. When do we tell her she’s going to get rolled for listening to us?
Ha. If she follows directions, and walks down the street holding a shaven, sideways cat, nobody can touch her. A shaved cat is a creature truly full of fury. Now imagine holding it sideways. Untouchable fury.
Works now, thanks! Cool pic! I hate to contradict greenback, but the boots kinda give it a Christopher Robin vibe, which is pretty cool. (Although the urban toughs may not think so. But that leads us back to being all ass-kickey. Signed up for jiu jitsu yet? You won’t regret it.)
You’ve got to wait a while, I think. Maybe 5-10 minutes.
Maybe the cat can hold the gun sideways?
I mean, if a girl came walking toward me wearing knee high black boots, mickey mouse pants and a sombero, holding a shaved cat who’s holding a sideways gun, I’d be impressed.
Don’t forget about smoking, and maybe change the sombrero to a sailor’s cap.
Oooooooh. I like where you’re going! But might the sailor’s cap be a little too, oh let’s say, Village People-ish?
p.s. I love the cat in that second drawing…it just doesn’t have a clue.
Come now. It has to be a fedora. Indiana Jones is the epitome of cool.
Of all people js_africanus, you should appreciate the level of toughness of wearing sandals in a michigan winter.
I always…I mean my friend always gets awkward looks from wearing sandals all year round.
And the cat should be holding a mouse which should be holding a piece of cheese shaped like a gun.
Ack. I already drew the sailors cap here
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/298460/TooCool.jpg. Fedora coming next! If I could figure out what the hell it is…
Oh… the link is not working because I put a fullstop at the end.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/298460/TooCool.jpg
This is the one. And you have to wait a little while if it doesn’t work.
Topaz
I think you’re damn cool already! Great drawings. I gotta go with the fedora, too though!
Your cat only has one eye ? That’s cool.
Yep, he lost it in a night fight:D
My abilities are a little faded by now, but isn’t that the character for “death” on that sailor hat??
You’ve stricken upon another way to be cool; become a pirate. It’s every guy’s secret desire. At least, it’s mine.
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Oh. HAHA. It’s an anchor. :rolleyes:
Stupid me! :smack:
If that bottom line was flat, and if I’m remembering right, that’s the Japanese character for “death.”
But I may be remembering wrong, it’s been a while.
Yarrr… Tis an anchor.
OMG, Yes!!! I had forgotten this brilliant style of ass-kicki-ness, but definitely, Boot to the Head!
Topaz, trust me, it’s all in how you carry yourself. A low voice, high heels, and mastery of the wink will win most days. You just need the sideways cat for the off days.