I am the arbiter of hip and cool

The BBQ Pit
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Wanna know why? Because I freakin’ say so. This isn’t a rant, it’s more of a statement. I’m the absolute coolest motherfucker I know. I can swing with the crowd, I know a few hip sayings like “Hey baby how ‘bout you and me…you know, doin’ it?” That gets me lotsa honey’s.

Sometimes, I switch from hip to cool in an instant. At least I think I do, I’ve never really timed it. One minute I’ll be like “Hey cats, dig my vibe” and BAM!! I’m talking like Fonzie…“What’s up Potsy?” I don’t know anyone else who can handle metamorfi…metamorfic…metamorphosis like me. Try it, you can’t I know. I gets all the dopest(not Straight Dope[sub]tm[/sub]) babes.

Anyways I’m just letting you guys know, so there won’t be any confusion in the future. Also, consider the following:

[John Winger voice]
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.
[/John Winger voice]

I’m the czar of hypnocoolness!

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[sub]you forgot to say 5000[/sub]

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Dammit man! It’s totally uncool to point that out.

5001

That makes me hip + 1.

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ha! well, i have hip +5 trousers!
[sub]and they’re vorpal![/sub]

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Hah! The joke’s on you. Don’t you know that Vorpal +5 Hip Trousers are like so 1990’s? Jeezus I bet you feel silly now.

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My dad just got his hip replaced. His old hip is hanging in my closet. I call it “Sam”.

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But, does it come when you call it? I’m not sure if that would be hip or cool? Probably one or the other though. Way to go!

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Hey, you know what they say… See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em…

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23 skidoo, you hepcat!

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I’m so cool, you could store a side of beef in me. I’m so hip, I have trouble seeing over my pelvis.

[sub]Yeah, I know that’s not the exact quote. Sue me.[/sub]

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As cool as the other side of the pillow?

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I tried to wishper it…sorry…

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“It’s hip to be square.” – H. Lewis

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Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!

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if it’s hip to be square,

then,

it’s hip[sup]2[/sup] to be cube.
and i AM hip[sup]2[/sup]!

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I am the QUEEN of hip,as seen by my queen sized bed,and my queen sized panties.
worship ME!

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I think you mean hip[sup]3/2[/sup]. :smiley:

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You can’t just call for hip and it comes, you have to be a smoove pimp yo!

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:switches hats:

True dat. Just another freak jackin’ the ducats. Damn I gotta fly, all I know is bitch betta have my money. Not some, not half, but ALL my cash . . .

DaLovin’ Dj

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:rolleyes: