help me change my user name

In My Humble Opinion
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All right… I made this account when I was in college during some demented fad… then I didn’t show my face on sdmb again for almost 2 years… now I’m back, and love it but hate my user name.

So I need some input before asking ‘those who control all’ for a change in my name. And I’m looking for some help.

Here: are a couple of suggestions:
Samson (in memory of my beta fish which has passed on… and I’m kinda obsessed with)
Henry Chinaski (unfortunate hero)
Hank the Hammer (dunno, kinda like the ring)
Crappy crappy name (my default email)
IWatchTooMuchFrasier (guess)

I’m not limiting it to these… and btw I haven’t checked on the availability on any of these… just looking for any insight. Muchas gracias!

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Are you planning on a lot of Pit trips? Because in that case Hank the Hammer sure sounds good.

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Toast Museum

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Since you are from Boston, how 'bout Bean-Boy?

Or, from your profile, Lab Rat?

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Wait—what kind of lab work do you do?

What is your academic background?

BTW–remember to get clearance/assistance from our wonderful Admin, TubaDiva, lest thou violate the Sacred No Sock Puppet Rule.

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you could always try finding your hobbit name or elf name

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Yes, but how DOES one go about changing their username. I’ve been wanting to change mine as well, just don’t know how to go about it.

‘snipe out’

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Or, YOUR ORC NAME!

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[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
Henry Chinaski (unfortunate hero)

[QUOTE]

I read a poem in some magazine about 12 years ago entitled “After Reading Too Much Bukowski” that I really enjoyed. I wish I could find it again, it really hit what it feels like to read his works.

Anyway, due to that I recommend the name Too Much Bukowski

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[QUOTE=August West]

[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
Henry Chinaski (unfortunate hero)

There is no such thing as too much Bukowski. Don’t make me throw these whiskey bottles. :wink:

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You Email TubaDiva with the name change request. They will not do it often, so choose wisely. :wink:
Emails for all the Mods and Admins are here: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showgroups.php?

Good luck.

bigbabysweets2000: Give us some more details to work with. These are usually fun.

Jim

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How’sabout PowerFelch?

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Be sure to include a reference to SDMB in the message line, or the email might get swept under the rug with all the V1ÀGRA ads.

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I graciously offer another of my internet names in the same vein as **Bosda’s ** suggestion: BadBeanz.

Beanfully,
Bean (aka ShelliBean, a two time name changer)

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More names than you can stick a shake at.

I like Chris P. Lettuce, myself.

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Melmoe Uranium

Stan Daround

Stan Back

Arch Enemy

Fierce Fishy

Big Galoot

Philip McQuarium

Ping the Birdieless

Hammer & Tongs

Three-pound Sledge

Ballpeen Hammer

Sparks On The Anvil

Hand Forged

Henry In The Night

Eddie, barking