Help me come up with a cool costume for "R" day

As the title says. For a primary school dress up day centred around things starting with R. I imagine ther will be a large number of rabbits and robots etc & I’m after something clever and original.

If you’re left-wing, dress like Garrison Keillor and claim to be a “raconteur”.

If you’re right-wing, go as Ronald Reagan.

If you’re lazy, just dress in red Rayon.

Blue shirt. Any colored long pants. Belt with a red buckle. Hair flattened.

Ralph Wiggum.

Finger up nose if required.

Wear a white kilt, sandals, and a touch of kohl. Tell everybody you are Rameses the Great.

How about a Pirate?

isn’t it obvious?

Pirate!


D’oH!

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Dress up like red licorice.

Rasputin
Rainbow
Rat
Red Rooster (bird or potato- your choice)
Rastafarian
Rihanna
Radio
Rocket
Real Madrid player
Russian
Recession
Rambo
Ringo Star
Royal Wedding

Rapist

Republican

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

I have no idea what that would look like. (A matryoshka doll, perhaps?)

A while back I saw a MadTV skit featuring Lady Gaga in a refrigerator costume. It might be funny to see a little kid dressed up as a refrigerator.

Of course, I thought “pirate” as well. But you’d need a way to meet the requirements of the assignment, as well as be a smart ass.

Maybe carry a small model paddleboat with you, and claim to be a River Pirate? :smiley:

RAM!

T-shirt, possibly a vintage Neal Young type.

Jeans

Black Cowboy Hat

Long wig if you don’t have long hair.

You’re Ronnie Van Zant :slight_smile:

Hawaiian shirt & cowboy hat = Rango.

Raggedy Ann.

Go as Hester Prynne with a big ol’ scarlet (red) letter A on his/her dress.

Go as Scooby-Doo.

To him, Everything starts with “R”

Rhino
Rock
Ring
Ruler

Rapper
Ray Romano
Ranting right-winger
Redrum
Redrum
Redrum
Redrum
Redrum
Redrum
Redrum
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