I renewed my account JUST to post this, which for a poor college student is nothing to sneeze out, so I am really hoping the dope pulls through!
It should be something that’s a play on words, a celebrity’s name, etc, preferably while somehow conveying that I am TOUGH. An example (which is sadly unavailable) would be Veruca Assault.
It also cannot be
already in use, which rules out almost everything.
I have no ideas. Can anyone come up with something clever and witty that isn’t already taken? Pleeease?
Just a thought…
I like! Keep 'em rolling!
:dubious: to** racer**, however…
Sorry, but the
Cleveland Steamers is already the name of a Roller-Derby Team.
May I suggest…
April 27, 2007, 3:52pm
The scariest thing on a hockey rink… The Great
[sub] it’s not in use… Paris Hittin’ was taken.[/sub]
oooo - Hammerin’ Diaz - good one!
That might be a little confusing, as we’re not on ice!
I DO like Hammerin Diaz…I have an irrational hatred of the person at the root of the name, but I’m willing to overlook that.
How 'bout the Brittany Smears?
April 27, 2007, 6:27pm
You could go with an alternate like Hammerin’ Manheim or Hammerin’ Crowe.
My favorite derby name belonged to a librarian friend of mine: Dewey Decimator.
Some folks have a dirty mind.
I present to all, a
Cleveland Steamer. Yes, it is work safe.
April 27, 2007, 6:36pm
Just some ideas…
Jane Bomb Jovi
The Duchess of Hazard
Anna Nicole Corpse
Hamma’ Nicole Smith
I like “The Duchess of Hazard” best of all the suggestions so far (including mine).
The Pain Train From Spokane?
To play off your lagomorphic user name:
What’s your real name? We could come up with a play on that.
In the meantime, here’s some suggestions:
Queen of Spades
Alecto, Megaera, or Tisiphone (the Greek Furies)
Black Magic Woman
Run Around Sue
A Tomboy Named Sue
a list of historical pirate women
By the way, Spokane does not rhyme with train, but with Anne. Unless you’re talking about
Spokane, Missouri, apparently.