Fine, for 18 months. Goddamit, these jeans are working for some undercover female maternal agent, aren’t they?
Privacy of your jeans!? What about my camera? It was a nice camera. A Polaroid Spectra.
Your damn jeans ate it. :mad:
Yeh, that sports bra was new and all; ladies, you know a good one’s not cheap. And it’s out there being violated by your trousers! Its reputation’s forever besmirched. Clearly, your jeans are a menace, a menace I say! :mad:
Don’t worry GorillaMan, I’ve put out the alert for your missing jeans.
Thank you - surely they’ll be found within hours!
Have you found your jeans yet, GorillaMan?
I kinda like the idea of Gorilla Man without his trousers.
heh.
Have you searched systematically? Throw everything out of your house that is not your jeans, what’s left must be your jeans. Problem solved.
I thought I saw your jeans, GorillaMan, but it was just a roving gang of khakis.
damn khakis, assaulting old ladies grumble grumble vicious hooligans mumble mumble …
GM, I don’t know if your jeans ever returned from their walkabout, but would ya’ll believe my white sports bra has been found?? It had enjoyed an extended holiday behind the dryer, hanging out and going native w/ the dust bunnies. It has a strange new tattoo I’m afraid to ask about (a Mexican cutie, I believe) and needed a very thorough scrubbing; I have no idea what it got up to back there, but I suspect my bra earned quite the naught reputation.
I found it when I went looking for my green finger tip towel; it appeared to have taken one of my ankle socks w/ it as a valet or something.
Were they made of wool? If so, you might want to ask Hal.
Good for you, Portia!!
Alas, the prodigal jeans are still unaccounted for. I worry for them, with the nights drawing in and the days getting colder…soon, food will be scarce, and they will really find it tough. Unless, that is, they’ve found a caring new home. We can only hope.
Oh, and before somebody links to this thread, they are prodigal…the must’ve stolen my credit card, because there’s no other way I could’ve spent so much money over the summer. 
I shudder to think what you were feeding your jeans.
Must keep straight face.
snigger
Thanks for the update, GorillaMan. Please let us know if/when the jeans ever show up.
My Polaroid, I would guess, which still hasn’t turned up. :mad:
Mrs. Murphy gave a party just about a week ago.
Everything was plentiful, The Murphys, they’re not slow.
They treated us like gentlemen, we tried to act the same,
If it weren’t for what happened…Well, it was a doggone shame.
When Mrs. Murphy dished the chowder out, she fainted on the spot.
She found a pair of overalls at the bottom of the pot.
McGinty, he got roaring mad, his eyes were bulging out,
He jumped onto the piano and loudly he did shout…
“Who threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?”
Nobody spoke, so he shouted all the louder,
“It’s a Irish trick that’s true, I can lick the Mick that threw
The overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder.”
I love the Bing Crosby version.
Gorillaman and Aanimika, let me introduce my self and the service I can provide. I an** marque elf, finder of lost personal items**… I’ve got a card I can show you somewhere around here…Oh, here it is. My fees are quite reasonable and my discretion is guaranteed. For a suitable retainer, I’ll get right on the case.
What’s the retainer? I don’t have much money, how about some gunk under my desk? No?