That’s a very good idea. This way there is no question about in his mind about whether he’s welcome any longer or not.
Well, there’s that.
This is good advice.
This probably isn’t good advice, but it might be fun. 
This too.
Flood the basement.
Wait a minute. I see now that it was the OPer’s first thread. I think we’ve all been whooshed.
Seconding, thirding, etc. “Dad needs to begin eviction procedings, not your problem, and most importantly ypu should run screaming from these trashy people.”
But much more importantly:
What the hell kind of motor fleet does the old man own that it would make sense to exchange free rent for mechanic work? Even my old 92 Ford POS didn’t run up repair bills exceeding the rent.
?? I see 16 threads started by the OP since 2006, and a total of 135 posts.
Oh shit. The troll escaped from the basement.
Huh? No, she has started other threads in the past, incl. one about her aunt passing away.
She’s also been posting for 6 years and has 135 posts. It’s a strange situation, but I think it’s an honest question.
ETA: should’ve refreshed the thread since opening it a while ago.
But then the uncle’s best friend’s neighbor’s cousin’s cat won’t be able to get to its litter box!
That’s easy. Put the litter box on stilts.
Whoops. I stand corrected.
Doh! Sorry.
That thud you heard was me jumping the gun.
No, it’s excellent advice. Bad advice would be flooding it with gasoline.
Cats can swim!
That would be expensive, too.
How about flooding it with carbon monoxide until the jerk falls asleep, then dragging him out to the car, then driving him to a town a couple of hours away and dropping him off on the side of the road? Too much?
An intriguing idea. But on my flooding suggestion, I was acting on the assumption that there were no windws and the door could be locked from the outside. You could still dump the body someplace distant.
Of course we just have one "guest’s’ opinion of another “guest” so maybe he’s not that much of a jerk.
Everyone get your own place from the proceeds of your own reality show that spun off from your joint appearance on the Jerry Springer show.
Speak to your boyfriend’s father about not paying property tax so as to get everyone evicted. Following the eviction, buy the house back at the tax sale, but do not let the boyfriend’s father’s friend move back into the basement. During the interregnum, just live in the vehicles.
Three serious questions.
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Do you live there, and if so, do you pay rent at a rate similar to what others in the neighbourhood pay?
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Does your boyfriend live there, and if so, does he pay rent at a rate similar to what others in the neighbourhood pay?
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Unrelated to the questions above, have mental health professionals worked with your boyfriend’s father with a view to assisting him manage his own personal and financial affairs, or failing which have him put under a guardianship so that a guardian can manage his financial affairs for him?
Muffin, I think Point 3 has already been attended to. There’s a financial wizard living in the basement.