okay- tomorrow (as in oh…an hour or so from now) is my best friend’s birthday. I’ve decided to write him a really corny birthday song just to make him laugh. please help me write some really funny/fun lyrics. please. asap. Here’s what I have so far- please try and stay with the rhyme scheme 
and please don’t tell me how stupid it is- I already know.
here’s the start:
ooooohhhh
Happy Birthday Aaron
today you turn twen-tee
I hope this song helps your day
to be all it can be.
oooooohhhhh
Happy Birthday Aaron
I burned your cookie well
And if you complain 'bout it
you’ll go straight to
Hello hello Aaron
you are my bestest friend
And now I sing to you this song
so I won’t have to spend
Aaaany money on a gift for you
and though you want this song to end
Guess what? It’s not quite through
okay— quick----add!!!
love,
tipi