Okay, so this is going to be a tough one, but I will love you forever if you can help me.
Back in high school, I downloaded a roleplaying/fantasy/quest-type game for MacIntosh. The game had a top-down view. You had to wander around, gathering items, solving puzzles, and beating up monsters. It was probably freeware or shareware, and there were several sequels.
Now here comes to only identifying thing I can remember about it. It had a great sense of humor, especially with regards to sound effects. If you bumped into someone, the sound effect would say, “Scuse me.” If you kept bumping into that person over and over, it would go, “Scuse me. Scuse me. Scuse me. Scuse me. GET OUT OF THE WAY!”
Ring any bells?