Help Me Name My Fantasy Football Team

The Game Room
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Before we get started, I feel I must confess something–I hate football. Hate. I play Fantasy Football for the competitiveness only–and I am very competitive! I am so competitive that I want to “win” the non-contest (it exists only in my head) of coolest team name.

First off, we are a bunch of geeks who play. Everything we do is geeky so keep that in mind.

We make our team names themed each year. First year, it was *Firefly/Serenity. *My team name: *Black Market Beagles. *

Second year, the theme was Cthulhu. My team name: *Dunwich Horrors. *

This year, the theme is the Old West/Wild West.

I’ve batted around two or three names (mostly western genre film-related) but I am going to the best source for awesome creativity and humor I know–the Teeming Masses.

So, tell me, what would you call your team if you were me?

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Buffalo Bills.

Oh, wait, that’s been taken.

Buffalo Billcodies. :smiley:

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The Big Nose Kates
[Annie] Oakley Raiders

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The Good, the Bad, and the Browns

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Gotta be someting from Deadwood.

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Maybe the Deadwood Blues (for all the blue language in that show)

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They died with their cleats on

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Wu’s Pigs? Or maybe Wu’s Pigskins?

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Deadwood is a baseball town.

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The Treasure of the Sierra Madre Fachre

Touchdown in the Valley

The Pimp & the Westward Ho

Shitting Bull
mmm

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If you hate football, how about the Dullest Cowboys? Or the Dull-ass Cowboys?

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Silver City Rangers. Real location, prospecting, and a Lone Ranger reference.

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The O.K. Corrals
The High Noons
The Marshals
The Tombstones
The Pony Express
The Calamity Janes
From other selections, I like the Oakley Raiders.

If you need something really geeky, how about Buffalo Bill Coders?

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The Magnificent [however many players are on your roster]

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Support Your Local Evilbeths

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I knew you guys were awesome!

I like what you’ve done here. I have two more ideas to throw in the mix before I decide:

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
The Huckleberries

Keep the ideas coming!

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Amazing Saddles
They Shoot Broncos, Don’t They?

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Someone else suggested Dances with Pigskins.

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The Denver Omlettes (what?)
If Favre returns: The Minnesota Gunslingers
The Good the Bad and the Broncos
Washington Stereotypes

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… and the Horse You Rode in On

Really, the horse-related possibilities are endless.