Help me name my intranet site

In My Humble Opinion
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I am about to launch a new site for Sales and Marketing at my company, but it needs a name. Were were going to call it SAM (Sales Asset Manager), but we already have a sales system called SAMS, so that’s out. The site being replaced by mine is called MASON (Marketing And Sales ONline).

In a longstanding tradition of giving our sites and tools people names that are really acronyms (there are others), I need to come up with a snappy name for this site. Gots any ideas? I am stuck. Doesn’t have to be an acronym, actually.

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How about “Mark Sal, the Sales and Marketing Pal!”

I’m sorry. All of the ideas were worse.

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Welcome to my world. Maybe SLAM, though, or something equally awkward. We lubs some awkward acronyms around here.

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SALMAR? (Pronounced " Sell more" )

SALMON?

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“SALMON: Spawning better sales since 2007!”

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MARKS – Marketing and Sales

MOSES – Marketing Or Sales Excellence System

THOMAS – The Happy Other Marketing And Sales

Yeah, I got nuthin’. :smiley:

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Marketing Online Sales Expertise (or Excellence)
Marketing And Retail Knowledge (obviously not good for direct sales efforts)
Sales Analysis Leadership Expertise Marketing

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SAM-2? (pronounced SAMTO)

SARA (Sales Asset Reader Assistant) ?

This is fun, making up acronyms withoug sensing how silly they sound, as English is nog my native language.

I suppose the system needs to be both a noun and a verb, right? “I’ll search SAM for the data on that sale” as well as " Could you please SAM that sale for mistakes?"

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Marketing And Sales Tool Unlimited Resource Base And Total Integration Of Networks

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SAMSON - Sales And Marketing System ONline. It’s the son of SAMS!

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Or for short:

Wide Area Network Knowledgebase

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Sales House Information Tool.
Fully United Corporate Knowledgebase.

Go on, you know you want to.

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MASK - Marketing and Sales Knowledgebage

You could put a little icon of the mask from Phantom in the corner, maybe? :slight_smile:

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Holy crap, I love this! :smiley:

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cazzle, that really was brilliant!
:::loud applause:::

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SAMSON is totally cracking me up (as are some of the others… but this is from a girl who honestly tried to name an onlines newsletter SMUT (Sales, Marketing and Underwriting Talk). That got shot down with a vengeance. They’re just not ready for that kind of forward thinking around here.

Thanks for the ideas! You’ve given me good stuff to work with.

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If you name it this, will it have long hair?

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Screaming Calliope.