The Legion of Lawyers[sup]®[/sup]. (If anybody dares use the name without the express written permission of The Legion of Lawyers[sup]®[/sup], you sue the bejesus out of them.)
You mean The Legion of Lawyers[sup]®[/sup], LLC. You’ve got to put that LLC in there in case anybody ties to hold you personally liable for professional evildoing done on behalf of the corporation.
The Nogoodniks
The Bricker Street Irregulars
That’s not a gang-that’s a clothing line.
The Aristocrats!
The Kitten Stompers
The Nun Stabbers
The Tax Auditors
The Adolf Hitler Fan Club
The All-Leper Kindergarten Catering Company
Nickelback
Bricker and the Mortars.
Fluffy
The Standard Deviants.
Carlyle Group
Since your so-called “legion of doom” will be in direct competition with MY Legion of Doom, “The Father Rapers*”, I’d recommend you name your army “Fodder” or “The Red Shirts”.
*or maybe “The Nac Mac Feegles”.
No, that’s a bowel condition.
The Cheneys
And the top echelon would be known as The Dicks.
Doom Legion
or …
S.N.A.R.K.: Sensitive Ne’er-do-wells Alliance for Rebellion and Kaos
S.N.I.D.E.: Self-conscious Ninnies for International Death and Exile
The League of Extraordinary Fiends.
Lesion of Doom
Deadly Operators Pro Exterminating Residents of Earth.
I demand to be a lowly henchman, and be tasked as cannon fodder, just like me dad.
You’ve got a future as a weapons training specialist with us, lad, just like your dad. Just take this target with you and head down range. When you hear the whistle, turn around and face us and hold the target in front of your chest. There’s a good lad! 