I’m sorry, but I refuse to recognize any authority figure unless he tries to choke me or threatens with flaying me alive while he orders me around. At least I’m going to need some sort of maniacal laughter.
The Pro Bono Death Brigade
I never really liked Sonny, so I guess I’m anti-Bono and wouldn’t fit in the group. Also, I was never a big fan of Cher either.
Coincidentally, I call my forces Bricker’s Legion of Doom. As their leader, I’ve taken the title Number Two.
It’s all about plausible deniability.
The Order of the Flaming Gaze
I find your lack of respect disturbing. :mad:
:: force choke ::
I like the way you think. 
Monsanto
The Roamin’ Emperors
We’re From The Government And We’re Going To Help You
We Are Beatrice
The Fucking Hall Monitors
Britney Spears
Convened League of Independent Terrormongers Organized for Revenge on International Society.
For what it’s worth, the acronym is CLITORIS. 
I dunno. I’ve heard the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers already has a commander.