Help me name my shark

Last night, I got a shark. A real one. Not a real live one, but one that was floating in my friend’s pool late at night nonetheless. It’s been stuffed and glazed and abandoned, so it’s now sitting on my coffee table (or what passes for my coffee table).

So, this sucker needs a name, and I’m stumped. I was told to pick something regal for it, but everytime I think “Regal” I think “Zoltar, Destroyer of Worlds, Swollower of Souls, and Friend to Puppies” and, well, that just doesn’t seem to work for a shark in my opinion. So help me out people. Thanks.

I think “Zoltar, Destroyer of Worlds, Swollower of Souls, and Friend to Puppies” is a GREAT name!

Or, you could always call him “Bob”.

Or “Hank”.

Hmmm… “Pool,” “Same,” (that’s “sah-may”, BTW) “Masconi,” “Sharky,” “Shark-o” or “Jaws”.
“Bob” is always a respectable name for a shark, though. Good call, Missy2U.

I think you should name him Cupcake.

Call it Dave

egg

I’m more inclined towards “Mel” or “Bill”.

I even had a friend call his “Spot”

Tripler
Or even “Roger”. . .

Don Humberto De La Piscina.

Well I think you should call it Meatros :slight_smile:
Or Vassago-I’ve always thought that name was cool, ever since that Dean Koontz movie…

The Lone Shark.

(Lone! Loan! HA! I kill me…)

Erik.

Erik the Shark

candygram

I’d have to say that my username is appropos for a shark.

Max you’re killin’ me over here…

That was funny as hell.

Billy Ocean

I’d go with Muffin or Fluffy

Call it… Pablo.
[sub][sup]Thanks for the shout-out in clayton_e’s thread, Slainte… it’s always nice to be noticed ;)[/sub][/sup]

What kills me is picturing the shark wearing the little black mask. heheh

LMAO, I knew if I waited long enough you would nominate Pablo (again). I have a fondness for that name (it’s my bird’s name) and it always delights me to see you suggest it. Too bad there are never any takers.

So, why do you have such affinity for the name anyway?

:smiley:

Orca!

Bitey