So I have taken up a new hobby and am creating large paper-mache beasts.
I just finished a new project, and am quite pleased with the final results.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my giant angler fish. It lights up and everything.
While I was feeling quite creative when making the monster, I am having trouble coming up with a good name for the guy. I put it to you, dopers. What should I name my fish?
Snarglechops.
Wow. That is way too cool.
Give me a minute to come up with something worthy of the beast. (Well, there’s always “Ghoti,” which is the joke spelling of “fish.”)
Sparky
Spot
Aquaman
or Joe
Winner.
That fish is awesome. It should be named Fluffy.
Eric
Phil?
We already named a fish Eric! He was a catfish (I mean cat sea kitten) and not an angler, but still. Then again, it was years ago.
Abraham
Coulter
Bubbles.
Well, then you’ll have Eric the Catfish and Eric the Anglerfish. I see no problem there.
Diogenes
On edit: BTW, you managed an awesomely expressive gnarliness with the pec fins… great job!
That’s for a dog.
I submit “Bob”. 10 points to whoever gets the reference.
Eric the CatSeaKitten and Eric the AnglerSeaKitten.
Another vote for Snarglechops.
Then again, how about Dick Cheney?
Edited to add: Did you know that Cheney’s Secret Service codename was Angler?
Oh my, this is going to be hard, first I had no ideas, and now I have great ones to choose from!
Snarglechops is definitely in the running, as is Ghoti. Spot and Sparky are good too…
One thing I didn’t realize until I read the ideas here, I should specify that I need to avoid actual names like Eric and Joe and Izaak. I’m a teacher (K-5 computers) and this fellow will hang in my classroom for part of the year. I want to avoid names of students I currently teach, or may in the future. And Bob is my dad’s name!
I had a car named Dick once, otherwise that would be an excellent choice (not many kids come through the system with that name anymore!)
Snarglechops the Deep Sea Angler SeaKitten. Heh.
Name it after the original lead singer of Marillion.
