Wi believe I can Fi
(sung to the tune of R. Kelly’s “I believe I can fly”)
Don’t do the FBI van one. So 4chan circa 2005.
When I turn on my computer at home, the available networks are:
xfinity87238-QJ
your music is too loud enrique
Jones family
I KNOW U LOOK THRU MY BATHROOM WINDOW
GetYourOwnInternetServicePenny
Mine is “Fuck you Comcast”
My phone is named “Phone, Mobile, Mk 3 , Mod 1”
Navy people will understand
I named mine Aluminum Falcon
The two I’ve used in the past:
**Pretty fly for a wi-fi
**Get off my LAN
And now I’m using:
**
Router? I hardly know her!**
Most wifi names I see are fairly boring - probably 90% of people don’t even bother changing changing them, so I see lots of EF371BF5 or BTHUB3172. I did once see ‘The Johnson Family Network’. Um, you probably shouldn’t be letting people know that…
In the spirit of the new Star Wars cycle…
ICUP2
Ok, I put it as a suggestion up above. Going to rename my iPhone when I get home to just plain;
Voices In Your Head
FreeCandyVan
CIA safe house #3
Libertine Swingers Club A143
We Can Hear You Having Sex
Not terribly original, but I call mine
Definitely NOT the FBI
NO CARRIER
That should confuse everyone.
I have A Cunning LAN.
You could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.
I’m totally stealing that for my next setup. 
Tell my wifi love her
Mine is “Esperanto Rules!”
Mine is CADIAN GATE. Yeah, I’m a 40k treadhead.
Someone around me has SCHMUCK!