Help me name my WiFi.

The old wireless router has gotten flaky so the new one is on it’s way from NewEgg. I thought that I might as well give it a clever name since I’ll be going through the whole setup again. Currently the only real contender is Ye Olde WiFi. Not terribly imaginative so I thought I’d see what everyone else can come up with.

My home wifi is Mind Control Platform MN-034C.

My iPhone is named Cyberman Recon, which is how it shows up on wifi lists when I enable the hot spot.

Pick something you like, or an idea, and come up with a name based on that.

Use the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on.

FBI Surveillance Van B1748-Q

I like names like FBI Surveillance Van #6 or NSA Drone B-57.

One thought would be HAL (from 2001).
Or the name of the computer network that took over the world in the Terminator movies… SKYNET.
I also like the FBI Surveillance Van ideas.

I’ve seen this one:dubious:

No More Mr WiFi

Network Not Found 404

It Hurts When IP

This is not the WiFi you’re looking for.

Pretty Fly For A WiFi

Warning: Infected With Virus

Domo Arigato Mr Roboto

Deadly Computer Viruses

ot tcennoC

Pick as neighbor’s name (Example Williams) and call it “Not Williams Wifi
Or
if you are really mean
Williams Special Porn Channel

One near me is called ashiptosailherby. Or you could go fit tall ship, of course.

“Yell ‘penis!’ for password”

Free Data Theft

Wireless Cancer Test Platform

Device Penetration Test

Voices In Your Head Network

You could name it George.

:smiley:

Good suggestions, but mundane. I’m on the market for humorous/punny this time around.

Maybe Kinetic Bombardment Platform KBP-059 I’ll have to check length restrictions.

Good suggestions everyone. Thanks!

Searching for Wi-Fi…

Other…

A neighbor had “Haitian Wonder.”

Mine is Skynet.

I was about to say “For the love of Og, not *Skynet *like everydamnbody else!”

Mine is Colossus. I’m old-school.

My neighbours’ is Al-Qaeda Hideout. I should change mine to** ASIO Surveillance**. It would make a nice accompaniment.