Kill the light, Hymie.
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I see that what CONTROL lacks in brains, it makes up for in beauty! 
Sorry about that, Agent 13. I didn’t see you there.
Oh this is the antarctic. You can do just about anything you want here.
“They didn’t have a chance! They only had guns, we were armed with children’s toys!”
Look, 99! It’s our old friend, The Craw! :eek:
Not “Craw”, “Craw”!
(What people got away with on TV back then.)
I seem to remember a scene in which some woman was in Max’s apartment. She stood up and said, “excuse me”, at which time Max said, “why, what did you do?” 
Meeting for the first time:
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THE CLAW:** [Brandishing his prosthesis] Well, Mr Smart, you can guess what I am called!
MAX: “Lefty”? :dubious: 
I don’t remember this and it does not sound like Get Smart.
Can anyone confirm or refute?
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I don’t remember this from Get Smart, but I do remember a Three Stooges episode where Curly said it to some central-casting dowager at a dinner table. (IIRC, she had taken out her mirror to powder her nose. Curly responded by taking out an electric razor, leading to the dowager’s comment.)
Professor Irwin Corey pulled that one on Johnny Carson once.
I’m positive I saw it on Get Smart.
Darn fool kid.
This reminds of a gag that I hoping I’m misremembering (could be it doesn’t exist at all except in my twisted head). Max and the Chief are in some KAOS prisoner-of-war camp and trying various methods of escaping. Max suggests trying to climb the electrified fence. Somebody nixs the idea, indicating that “Johnson over there [an African-American man] tried that last week.” Max says “He looks okay.” Other guy, “Yeah, but he was white when he came here.”
:eek::eek::smack::dubious:
That sounds like a classic Groucho line. Maybe every comedian has used it at least once.