I saw one similar to the “Coexist” sticker, except that the word it spelled was “Toxic”. A little confrontational for my taste, but if you want to up your middle-fingers-to-thumbs ratio, you could go for it.
It’s A Car
Not A Phone Booth
Don’t Like My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT
I was going to vote for the Coexist one, but as that’s been said, this will have to do.
Then this is the obvious replacement:
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I Miss Bill*
IOW “Hang up and drive the car” its on my Beetle and seems to piss some people off.
On my other car is “In support of conscious evolution” I bought it at the yoga studio and “conscious evolution” is a Donna the Buffalo song.
Cafepress.com lets you customize a bumper sticker. Just don’t include a misspelling like in the example.
Thanks!
This one has my vote!!!
I’ve always been partial to " Just pretend it’s all ok" ribbon magnets.
Oooooh, I likey this one.
Just popping in to say *thanks * for all the suggestions. I like the “Coexist” one, but of late I’ve noticed a curmudgeonly turn to my discourse, so perhaps I’ll go with “Coexist, f@ckers”.
It’s nice to know Cafe Press will do a custom sticker. I’m going to enjoy myself for the next year trying to come up with something pithy *and * original. And timeless. And universal. And that’ll change hearts and minds at first glance.
“Coexist, f@ckers”.
I saw a magnetic yellow ribbon once which said: “Support the Magnetic Ribbon Industry” and I chose not to get it. As I haven’t seen it since, I’m kicking myself.
BTW: the white on blue COEXIST sticker is designed and printed by crazy Dr. Bronner’s (ALL-ONE!) family, of the Bronner’s Magic Soap fame. At least, their name is in teeny tiny type on one edge.
SUPPORT THE TRUTH
I came up with the idea myself, but my guess that it was already available as a bumper sticker proved correct:
Gifts - CafePress
I want to make one that says (as a takeoff on the “Life. What a Beautiful Choice” bumperstickers)
“Choice. What a beautiful life.”
or perhaps
“You can’t be Pro-Choice without Choice.”
I know, it’s a theme. What the hell.
“Why does everyone say ‘It could be worse’ when we all know it could be better?”
OR
“Hang up the GODDAMN phone!”
“The weight of this sticker may cause bumper to fall. Drive accordingly.”
My recent favorite sighting, on a bicycle, said
My other ride is your mom
Ever been on the Betty Bowers site? It’s part of CafePress and makes for some fun reading. A little confrontational, but that’s OK.
FWIW, my own personal favorite, as a child of the 70’s was always “I brake for hallucinations”.
I saw one the other day that made me giggle:
“Jesus is coming. Look busy!”