That reminds me of another sticker I saw recently-
I Found Jesus
(He was behind the couch the whole time)
Don’t read this, watch the road!
My other car’s a Bugatti Veyron 
Would you like to see your message here?
Help! I’m stuck to this bumper…
Honk if you’re deaf like me.
“Bumper stickers are not the answer!”
Jesus loves you.
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
Hilarious!!!
I’d love to put these two on my rear bumper, but we’d have to use my wife’s car to go to church!