Help Me Spice Up My Halloween Costume

The pregnant nun bit has lost a humor it once had. I remember it from the late 70’s early 80’s. Saturday Night Live had the Father Guido Sarducci character and his nuns. Every year now someone dresses as a pregnant nun. Now the altar boy and Priest I haven’t seen at a party yet. Not a good costume in all situations though. What about a Jesuit Missionary to the New France area.

“Cheezborger, cheezborger, cheezborger ? no Pepsi–Coke. No fries–cheeps.”
SNL The cheeseburger skit.