Here’s the deal:
I just finished my term paper for my English class, it’s a research paper on how Tim O’Brien’s experiences in Vietnam have affected his writing. It’s a 13 page work of art, except that it lacks a title. I absolutley suck at thinking of titles for my papers. What I’m trying to think of is something funny or catchy or whatever, but my brain is currently to racked to think coherently.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Tim O’Brien: Post Traumatic Text Syndrome.
On second thought, go with your ideas. 
I hardly miss my left testicle!: The Tim O’Brien Story
“When Timmy Met Charlie”
And it’s one, two, three, what are we writin’ for?
The rest of you can just stare…
“You Think You Have it Bad? I Had to Sit in a Jungle and Smoke Hash Out of a Human Skull – And I Don’t Even Like Hash!”
hightechburrito, you *might have better luck getting a serious answer if you posed your question to the linguiphiles on the A Word A Day board.
http://wordsmith.org/board/postlist.pl?Cat=&Board=miscellany
Mercutio, you made my day
Dunno, kiddo… When I mark my students’ papers, I hardly look at the titles mostly because most of 'em are either terribly boring, unrelated to the topic, or pure bullcrap.
How about:
Uncle Tim Wants YOU! The impact of the Vietnam war on the writings of Tim O’Brien
Eh.
I need to get back to my thesis, and fast, cuz I’m starting to hear the dustbunnies talk to me…
E.
“I love the smell of napalm when i write”
Elenfair:
That’s just the problem, I wanted something that wasn’t boring or unrelated.
Anyways, I’ve decided to go with drumroll please
Tim O’Brien: Post Traumatic Text Syndrome
I’ll let you all know what grade I get.