Last night, Lawrence O’Donnell (on his show on MSNBC) called RFK Jr the “Jeffrey Dahmer of the animal kingdom.” It was a hilarious insult but I’m wondering whether I really get it. Dahmer was fascinated by the insides of people and animals and ate his human victims. Did RFK Jr do something similar (beyond being a weirdo)? Is this a reference to the bear cub he dumped in Central Park?
Yes. I think O’Donnell was referring to the fact that RFK Jr. kept the dead bear cub in a freezer for 10 years before dumping it in Central Park. Dahmer kept parts of his victims in storage, too. Not sure if he used a freezer, but he did use a fridge.
It’s not just the bear cub story. This should tell you everything you need to know.
He also ate a dog.
(Allegedly)
I didn’t think it could happen but “whale juice” is taking the place of “brain worm” in my thoughts when I hear about RFK Jr. Whale juice.
Check out the Behind the Bastards podcast, they did a four-part series on RFK Jr… He had a thing for eating random dead animals, not necessarily killed for that purpose…
Is that where the brain worm came from?
I can only suspect, not confirm!
He’s clearly trying to acquire these animal’s powers and/or be able to shape-shift into their form. The brain-eating worm larvae was clearly mistaken for a Babel fish hatchling. He was obviously going to harvest critical genetic information which codes for cephalopod proteins which allow them to open interstellar wormholes and navigate the hypergravitational topologies of compactified jumpspace so he can meet face to face with the Zeta Reticulans who actually run the US government. It all makes perfect sense…from a certain point of view.
Stranger
Either that or become a future mind flayer.
Oh my God. I want to play a superhero one-shot where I play RFK Jr. with this power.
And by “this power,” I mean “trying to acquire these animal’s powers,” not successfully acquiring them. Everyone else is a superhero, I’m drinking dead-whale juice and thinking I can echolocate.
I don’t think he kept the bear cub - my understanding of the story is that he dumped the bear cub corpse the same day he picked it up from the side of the road.
Ahh, ok. Somehow I thought a freezer entered into it. I’m actually slightly relieved to be wrong on this point.
Thanks for fighting my ignorance.
You’re thinking of a brain tadpole.
Well, I can’t put your mind completely at ease.
I’ve seen this recommended every time I’ve seen something posted about RFJ Jr. Finally got around to checking it out and it was indeed interesting. I would venture to guess that his family is not surprised about where he’s at right now, and also very right to not endorse him.
Four 1-hour episodes seems daunting but if you play the episodes on 1.5x speed it’s still very listenable, and if you skip through the commercials it really doesn’t take too long. It is indeed a good listen.
Ack! I knew a freezer was part of the equation somehow! Just not related to the bear cub.
The man Has Issues, that much is obvious.
Yeah… Like running out of freezer space!
He does seem like an insane cultist of Yog-Sothoth trying to assemble random body parts into a man-bagari in an vain effort to bring that horrible deity to Earth and align the stars for the awakening of the monstrous and immortal Cthulhu. But instead he is just collecting roadkill and pimping for Donald Trump, who is really kind of a cut rate Deep One hybrid who wasn’t smart enough to make his way to the ocean.
Stranger
LOL, I think we can safely conclude they belong on the same team.
I thought it was a particularly adept quip by O’Donnell, in any case.