Help me with my Halloween Costume

In My Humble Opinion
1

So we’re hosting our annual Halloween Party. This year the theme is American Politics. So I can be anything from a dead president to some high-falutin play on words about the political process. And I can’t come up with anything.

Well, that’s not true, I suggested that my wife wear a noose around her neck and a name tag that says “Hi My Name is Chad”

I also convinced a buddy to go as Caribou Barbie.
But I got nothing for myself.
Thoughts? Suggestions?

Cheap is good, easy is better. Witty is best of all.

2

I’m going as Sarah Palin: suit, trademark glasses, up-do and a fake pig nose and tail. Plus lots and lots of lipstick. Yes I’m serious and no I’m not trying to provoke anyone (Here, that is. At work? Absolutely)

3

Not terribly current (and possibly not terribly political), but when we hosted our “Salute to the Twentieth Century” Y2K costume party, one guy threatened to come as “the grassy knoll” – cover himself with that fake “grass” carpeting, then cut a hole and stick a toy gun through it.

He didn’t, though. Wanker. It would have been hilarious.

4

Wear hunting gear and have a taget pinned onto your chest with a picture of a quail in the center: Harry Whittington!

5

Hm. You can wear a suit with some muscle padding under it, and half-cyborg makeup, and go as The Governator.

A real stretch: dress like a hobo and come with a male friend. You’re an unfunded man-date.

6

Did you by chance see the thread about posting your worst pun? You might want to think about looking that one up. :slight_smile:

7

Hey, I’m just getting warmed up. Last night this one occurred to me: bring a Razor and a can of peaches. You’re “Scooter Libby”.