I’m touching 40 (39 last August) and I’ve begun to notice that “Will Jr.” isn’t quite the same as he used to be. I have no problem getting it up, sexually or just plain wanking, but Jr. just doesn’t seem to be as… “robust”… as he was in years past.
Is this normal? Does aging automatically = shrinkage? At this rate I’ll have an “innie” by the time I’m 60. :eek:
Are you sure it’s not just the surrounding gut expanding?
I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’…
And, just for the fun of mentioning it…this thread followed the thread titled “Hillary’s In!”.
That’s what I’m thinking. When you put on weight, it can collect under the skin immediately around the base of the penis, taking up to an inch off your ahem usable length. I learned this the hard way. 
The men in my post-gastric-bypass support group report that as they lose weight, their penises started to appear longer.
That wiki article is damn funny. Here’s one line from it.
“Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia.”
I didn’t think something writen like this was in wiki. 
Yanno the same thing happened to me but I sorted it out by using the “Brick” method.
Essintially what you do is tie a brick to a piece of string and tie the other end to your todger.
Before you know it you have an enormous dong, very thin mind but very looooooong
Or, instead of a brick, tie it to a doorknob and slam the door.
Oh, wait. No, that’s for a loose tooth.
OOOUUUCCCHHH!!! Will Jr. will be fine just the way he is. Fuck a millimeter.
Penis-melting Zionist robot combs–BAND NAME! ROTFLMAO!
OWWWW!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Memo to self: read the whole post next time.
Take quicker showers. That way you don’t run out of hot water.