Nine more posts and I’ll reach 600! I think it took me this long to go from 450-475 (with my old POS)!
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
Oh, I forgot this 
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
So that’s flood control! I wondered what you all were talking about!
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
Hi…everyone. My first post was easy.
Welcome, MadSam!
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
You know, it only takes 8 lbs of pressure to crush a human skul(eyes twitch left-to-right)…um…er…YES that’s it! The human skulumer! You know, that piece of skin between webbed fingers!
Whew- close one
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Rilchiam, thanks for reminding me -
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I’d like to take this oppertunity to mention I have not one, but TWO golden retrievers. Konah and Ginger.
Because I adore most of you, here is my favorite .gif:
http://members.aol.com/swimmingriddles/blowup.gif
Lookit me, ma! I can share real good!
Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth
I just want to say that despite the fact that this topic has gotten more than 125 posts in just over a day, I don’t think that it will ever eclipse the Guy Stuff thread and I therefore refuse to contribute to it.
[singing, dancing, all excited]
UncleBeer noticed me!! UncleBeer noticed me!!
[/singing, dancing, all excited]
As for cereals, I have to put in a plug for the no longer available (where I am, anyway) Kaboom!. Delightfully frightening frosted-oat smiley faces and marshmallow stars, with Pennywise on the box!!
mmmm yummy!
I was disappointed this Valentine’s day, since I couldn’t find my favorite disgusting Valentine’s candy: Cinnamon Jelly Hearts. 
I think this is my 100th post. Cause for celebration.
Self-centered to the extreme…
Chrome Toaster
Jeez…
How can this post still be going??
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
It is made possible because of the National Science Foundation and viewers like you.
You can always tell if a singer is outside your house. They can’t find the key and they don’t know where to come in.
And who was this Ruda Duda fellow anyway?
This sig not Y2K compliant. Happy 1900.
Well, who gives a crap. I’m on my medication and it makes me cranky, so I’ll sign on just to be an asshole.
__Lawrence, your Holed Up in an Attic Room Under Light Sedation Correspondent
i have nothing to add
Who here has ever serously considered putting chewed gum in their ass hole?
Me! It really helps brighten up a boring day.
And by the way guys! Take note that my 101’st post was about chewing gum in my asshole! That’s gotta be an SDMB first!
Me too!
A minute is do damned long.
Me also!!
And while I’m waiting let me talk to you guys about getting in touch with someone very special… your penis.