This just keeps getting better and better.
I think he’s using this thread for help with thread ideas. 
Whoa! Hold on there! If I’ve learned one thing from The Dope, it’s that he doesn’t get to decide if it is bullying or not.. If anyone, anywhere could possible be Butt-hurt, to any degree, its definitely bullying. And that makes us all horrible, awful -ists of some sort.
Yes. Too bad somebody beat me to it. 
This is actually pretty good.
I smoked all my drugs. Now I want to smoke my lighter. How can I?
I certainly hope so. That’s why it’s for, isn’t it? Here’s another one:
I lost something yesterday. Where is it? Actually, I’m not sure I lost anything, but if I did, where would it be?
When I lose weight, where does it go?
Dude’s Law:
It is impossible to create a parody thread title that is so ridiculous that, without checking, we can be certain that dude did not actually post it.
Will I be able to keep my doctor?
And two accompanying threads: “He said the check is in the mail. How long should I wait?” and, “He promised not to come in my mouth, but did. Can I swallow it legally?”.
Just about everything suggested here that isn’t already a thread desperately needs to be.
Corollary:
If a human could convert his energy reserves into a vast inflatable sac of methane attached to his gut, would that lower his B.M.I.?
Too intellectual.
When I suck in my gut, do I lower my BMI?
What tools are too dangerous for a dog to use?
If catsup is made from cats, what is ketchup made from?
Ketamine, of course.
Wow, so fj was searching for images of young teens and giving them Irish photoshop filters? All so he could project his own angst? One would think he’s obsessed with self-image.
Had you seen that photo before? If not, how the fuck did you find it?
Reverse image search. There was only one return, which was the original source.
No my friend…not at all.
I was searching Pintrest for attractive women with short hair and I came across this girl (who I believed at the time was at the least in her teens and at most in her 20s)
I changed her eye color to make her eyes more ‘calming’ and IMNSHO, older. I just want that photographer take a picture of her smiling, I would have a body orgasm watching her cute face smile back at me knowing how awkward and a bit creepy my facial expression would be.
Piss off, you sick piece of shit.
My piss looks like shit and my shit looks like piss. Should I call a doctor or just turn around on the toilet?